My wife loves to cook. We eat in almost every night.
In 50 years of marriage, there has been only one meal where I had said, “Let’s not try that again.” I wish I could say the same for all the restaurant meals I’ve had.
This from a man who ate a snake in survival school. Hey, anything tastes good when you are hungry.
C almost 2 years ago
Not a keeper, more of a keep-her away
Ricky Bennett almost 2 years ago
Eye spinach…
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
You just appointed yourself to be the new cook. I hope you like your own cooking better than you like hers.
On a similar note, here’s something from Utah Phillips that explains it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trQW-1TnjSY&ab_channel=LarryD
Ubintold almost 2 years ago
Close your eyes.
Lady loves a joke almost 2 years ago
It actually does look like charcoal briquettes.
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
He says that while she’s standing there with a tray in her hand. Could be he’ll wear it home.
Pedmar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That’s how I am with beets. Can’t stand the sight of ’em.
rshive almost 2 years ago
But it’s good indigestion.
Little Caesar almost 2 years ago
Don’t trust that fart…..
dflak almost 2 years ago
My wife loves to cook. We eat in almost every night.
In 50 years of marriage, there has been only one meal where I had said, “Let’s not try that again.” I wish I could say the same for all the restaurant meals I’ve had.
This from a man who ate a snake in survival school. Hey, anything tastes good when you are hungry.
YippiKiAyMofo almost 2 years ago
She’s been swapping recipes with Loretta Lockhorn.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
I was going to ask what it is – but I’m afraid that’ll only make it worse.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Doggie bag please…
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 2 years ago
Don’t eat. Don’t chew. SWALLOW and be done with it.
Retrac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
So, what did he cook for dinner?
oldlady07 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Grandchild to mother. "Those aren’t little trees, that’s broccoli and I’m not eatin’ it!
mindjob almost 2 years ago
I like food from all over the world, but this is other-worldly
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
She:Oh yeah, wait ‘til you see the dessert!
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wife? Waitress? Doesn’t really matter. After making a crack like that, a swift exit is your best move.
edeloriea14 almost 2 years ago
Ew! Charcoal briquets.