Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 24, 2022

Gary, move your car, before he takes a dump!!!

I would say it’s a big deal — Pterodactyls haven’t been around since the Cretaceous period.

Must be a Rodan hog.

I’m not cleaning that!

Think that’s the one that hit my truck the other night

On the bright side: no one is going to vandalize his car.

My what big teeth he has….

Something about that big has been using my car for nefarious deeds.

That’s the one that crapped on my car the other day AS I WAS WAXING IT!

Might take a while to wash the car after he does his business though….

Could be worse, your car could be a convertible with the roof stuck down.

At least it’s not a Wake of Black Vultures.

I’d be happy if all he did was poop. I don’t like the look in his eye.

Let’s call him Pterry and it’s pronounced Terry and you can’t hear him go to the bathroom because the P is silent.

It’s sort of like a spoonerized “If the shoe fits, wear it.”

More precisely, Leopold, a “big, scary, prehistoric bird,” a.k.a. flying dinosaur. Probably poops a lot, too….

The stance is wrong should be perched like a bird on the hind feet.