Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 24, 2022

Actually… an ice cream headache is kind of like revenge, so yeah.

And for a tidbit from the internet (which may or may not be true):

The phrase revenge is a dish best served cold finds its origins in the mid 1800’s from a text written by Eugene Sue called Memoirs of Matilda which was written in French and when directly translated actually reads revenge is good when eaten cold.

Ignorance is bliss!!!

;-P

Mmmm, ice cream!

Brewster is a ‘smart goof’ in the tradition of Gilligan, Bullwinkle, Ernie and Larry the Cucumber. Usually good for a few zingers.

“Can I get mine with chocolate syrup?”

I like sprinkles on my revenge!

Vengeance vanilla ice cream

You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. You can’t pick your friend’s nose. How about enemies? Can you pick their noses?

It should actually be spelled “just deserts” (though it’s still pronounced like “desserts”). This is from an older definition of “desert” meaning “that which is deserved”.

This was reminiscent of the “onion” scene in the first Shrek movie.

He needs a bitter enemy. This one’s too sweet.

He couldn’t have saved that for 11 days for the 40th anniversary of Wrath of Khan?

“I’m going to make the rest of your life a rocky road!”

“I’d prefer tutti-frutti…”

It’s more like “not nice cream”.

I love my ice cream, but only after its been softened in a microwave. Eight seconds is usually about right.

Brewster drives his nemesis up a wall. Maybe he’s not as clueless as he lets on.

We all need better enemies. That way we can get together as friends.

Not up to the mental challenge, eh?

Dirk’s first mistake was trying to use psychology on Brewster.

“Basic Instructions” likened it to gazpacho.

So frustrating to have enemies who don’t play the game.

You’ll never find a more worthy adversary than Brewster Rockit: Space Guy!

Too good!

Maybe revenge is like a parfait! Ain’t nobody don’t like no parfait!

Good one Rickard!

At least they’re on first name terms