Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 31, 2022

…and some Zig Zag’s.

And the judge gets a clean field…….

What about the pride of a job well done?

Is this farm run by Mary Jane?

A few months back, we had a neighbor advertise “snow shoveling practice”. Not many takers, or so I’ve heard.

Question: Are the weeds allowed to pull back?

and some pain relief medication?

Maybe it would be better to use the energy pulling the sword from the stone.

All the weeds they can smoke.

Only worth it if there’s a happy ending.

Depends what kind of weed you’re referring to……

CRACKLEGuy#1: you hear the sound of those weeds being pulled?

Guy#2: uh actually….that’s my back

Must’ve been before the days of instant weed killer.

In truth a multi $K back massage if you go to an ER for it.

Florida is using this technique successfully to tackle several invasive species. They have a Burmese python contest and just started a snakehead contest. Cheaper than hiring people or even paying bounties.

Tom Sawyer lives!

When I was a kid, my mom had us weed the stone border around our yard. One time two younger kids asked what we were doing. Taking a page out of Tom Sawyer, I told them we were having a weed pulling contest.

They actually helped us for a while. :-D

Ay, there’s the rub(down)!