Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 02, 2022

Sadly, even Dragons don’t exist in real life.

And Henry is there going “what am I, chopped liver?”

Boring is relative.

You got a wand so you can do something about that.

He needs a little more realism for his hoaxes.

Familiarity breeds contempt………

You might find dragons in some caves. Just ask Puff the magic Dragon. He has been in his cave since little Johnny doesn’t come and see him any more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z15pxWUXvLY

Just because you haven’t seen it, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

Poor Henry!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Lizzie…

Henry: “I’ve met some dragons that don’t believe that wizards exist.”

You know, now that I think about it. A man in a monkey suit in the middle of the woods is sort of interesting in and of itself.

Hmm. Bigfoot seems to be a theme today. See Wallace the Brave!

I’m just gonna take my dragon and go home!

Does anyone remember Tommy James’ song “Dragon the Line”? /s

You could tell that was a fake. Bigfoot IS blurry…

I can tell Henry’s thinking, “Am I a joke to you?”

In Ohio, Bigfoot exists near Hocking Hills and Salt Fork State Park. The Bigfoot Conference and The Bigfoot Festival coming up in August. Or maybe they are both myths.

Looks like someone needs some toasted buns.

Saxsquatch

That “Bigfoot” wasn’t very big…

Well, Henry’s right behind you, Wiz!