Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 07, 2022

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Voles nest underground, so you’ll have to dig them up to bury them.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 2 years ago

    Letter, big*O* fiddlesticks is cooking w/gas and snow blindness is white out a black ice plus mistakes.

    Beatles Brunch and Munch w/creamy Carmel where Clint be Eastwood Mayor Big Mack red tractor and trailer. Trailers for another spaghetti western

    She’s mo vole she’s me wife.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The vole was a present from the cat. Hence, the lack of a head. I will fling it into the weeds in a bit, after pausing to show my appreciation, so as not to offend the cat. You don’t want to offend the cat.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 2 years ago

    We can dialog about brunch

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …ugh…

    …a ‘to-do’ list…

    …yes – in another lifetime ago – I was a treeman…

    …and yes – in that lifetime ago – there was such a thing as a two man chain saw…

    …this beast actually had a handle on the tip of its bar so that a second pair of hands could guide the bar…

    …aah…

    …which brings us to ‘fiddlesticks’…

    …beating the straws…

    …second fiddle…

    …think Rodrigo y Gabriela…

    …but instead of two separate guitars…

    …one fiddler and one beater of the straws…

    …nah…

    …never saw it neither…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Looks like someone s got a, screw loose after visiting the hairdresser….shear luck, I suppose….

    I have to “hand” it to some, they’re always alert, especially after getting the straight and “arrow” plunge through their lame brains.

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    Linguist  almost 2 years ago

    At first glance, I thought Teresa had lifted that dialogue directly from 3hourtour.

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    Linguist  almost 2 years ago

    There’s only one thing worse than an unburied dead vole, … and that’s a dead vowel!

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 2 years ago

    Fiddle Faddle …!

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    Ray*C  almost 2 years ago

    These are tiny creatures which are often killed by the animals that they are hunting. So, to bring back enough food, they have to elect a Vole Entier, and hence the name. From this, comes the English word “Volunteer”.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Brunch is either 2nd Breakfast or Elevenses. First Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Tea, Supper, Dinner. Eat throughout the day in smaller portions.

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Every vole deserves a decent burial.

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    coltish1  almost 2 years ago

    On the break room bulletin board at TSA in Washington.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t know about yours, but my voles are self-burying.

    And i do not use brunch as a verb. Nope. No way. I can’t even imagine how to use brunch as a verb….

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    El-Kabong  almost 2 years ago

    The x on the lower right is in a red box. A red box in Ninette’s spot. A box the signature color of Ninette’s wardrobe. So what, now? I will to be moving with joy to Breaking Cat News, pretend it’s nothing?

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    To be clear, are we talking about the fiddlesticks that are coated breadsticks or pretzel sticks, or the fiddlesticks that are pecans-chocolate-caramel candies, or the ageless horror known as Fiddlesticks?

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