“I really believe I would have rushed in there even without a weapon.”
Bone Spurs is now pretending he is NOT a sniveling coward.
And His Disciples believe every word of it.
Just like they believe he is 6’ 3" and NOT a fat slob. Trump admires the Savvy Genius so much, but you will NEVER see the fat slob without his shirt, like his idol. You will never even see him without his orange goo and his hair dye.
Donnie John heard somewhere that they used to throw rotten fruit and vegetables at politicians and actors who people didn’t like – he immediately assumed that people who objected to his disjointed rantings might be tempted to do the same.
What he failed to realize is that sane people wouldn’t waste the produce.
That a person running for office would still have such childish phobias shows that we have prerequisites [just age/citizenship] that are too sparse and our now politicized Electoral College primarily serves the interests of the political parties as it once served the interests of the landowners and rarely, if ever, has it served the whole electorate to cull the unfit.
And Squiggles gets off its highchair to stand up and defend its lover lil’ Donny. That GED stand for Get Excited for Donny? These are “hard” times for Squiggles.
Can’t wait to see how it melts down over Georgia today when all the recordings, paper trails, computer records, testimony, and witnesses of what Dolt .45 said and did while recording himself get laid out in court. Why Squiggles will just have a Giuliani style meltdown and just claim the “truth is not the truth” like all its heroes do.
Sad that its hero shot himself in the foot by trying to rig an election and then shot himself in the other foot by leaving so much evidence, witnesses, and testimony. Donny Dimwit was so brazen he didn’t even bother to cover his wideload butt. Of course that’s a big plus when it comes to Squiggles. Oh my!
Perhaps if he consumed more fruit he would not be so demented. Every time they try to portray Cool Joe as losing it I think of the Fat Orange Clown (the FOCer) endorsing JP Mandel for Ohio Senator.
Lard Boy has trouble remembering where he is or who he endorsed. Yet the uneducated unwashed masses see him as their Savior.
The name is JD Vance you twits aka The Buckeye Flip-Flop.
Barbara Comstock, former congresswoman (R-Virginia) nicely summed up things: “Why on earth would we hitch our wagons again to a crybaby sore loser who lost the popular vote twice, lost the House, lost the Senate, lost the White House, and so on?”
As for Beetle, if he could produce a verified IQ test that has his within 50 points of Clay’s I would be shocked. (When the world is about to end, shock is the correct feeling.) As for Squiggles lying (as usual) that Clay has told “thousands of lies”—well, Squiggles is simply unhinged in addition to being dishonest as a reflex. You know who has actually been verified as having told more than 30,000 lies in public? Aw, you guessed it: Traitor Trump.
Mark Leibovich, in The Atlantic: “I caught up recently with several Trump-opposing Republican strategists and former associates of the president who argued that this restraint [of not speaking publicly against Donald Trump] should end. The best way for a Republican to depose Trump in 2024, they said, will be to call Trump a loser, as early and as brutally as possible—and keep pointing out the absurdity of treating a one-term, twice-impeached, 75-year-old former president like a kingmaker and heir apparent. In other words, don’t worry about hurting Special Boy’s feelings.”
Not sure if this is a 2nd Amendment (the right of people to keep and bear tomatoes) or 1st Amendment (throwing fruit in political protest as protected speech) issue … /s
Everyone knew that bones spurs, the fruit of the loon idiot, was a draft dogger. Now he admits he has visions of flying fruit careening toward his noggin. He can still take on a bad guy with a gun but not a bad guy with a watermelon, I guess. Freud would have had a field day with this guy.
Trump Gets Absolutely Slaughtered for ‘JD Mandel’ Rally Flub: ‘A Stable Genius Moment if There Ever Was’ One
You know we’ve endorsed Dr. [Mehmet] Oz, we’ve endorsed J.P., right? J.D. Mandel. And he’s doing great, they’re all doing good.
Joe Scarborough found the gaffe highly amusing Monday on Morning Joe, laughing as he wondered how Republicans would have reacted if President Joe Biden had made a similar error.
“You know, you know, if the current occupant at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue had done that, there would be headlines for months,” Scarborough cackled. “‘Oh, he can’t remember,’ which of course, underlines the fact how funny it is. You have people right-wing Trumpists attacking Joe Biden for his mental acuity, right before Donald Trump couldn’t remember who he endorsed.”
In the end, Trump basically accomplished nothing and simply reaped the rewards of an economic recovery long in the making. His promises to create a better health care plan (“it will be so easy”) never came to fruition and his pledge to protect Social Security and Medicare was never challenged. His biggest legislative accomplishment was the massive tax cut bill for the rich, rammed through by the GOP majority in 2017, the establishment GOP Holy Grail. Meanwhile he increased military funding, an odd achievement for a supposed isolationist.
Concretionist almost 2 years ago
The sippy cup has the best line…
Daeder almost 2 years ago
This is an awesome drawing!
I don’t think I get the reference though. It just reminds me that they still haven’t investigated the oranges.
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Says the biggest FRUITCAKE – in the whole universe!!!
/SHNARK/
braindead Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“I really believe I would have rushed in there even without a weapon.”
Bone Spurs is now pretending he is NOT a sniveling coward.
And His Disciples believe every word of it.
Just like they believe he is 6’ 3" and NOT a fat slob. Trump admires the Savvy Genius so much, but you will NEVER see the fat slob without his shirt, like his idol. You will never even see him without his orange goo and his hair dye.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Old pumpkin head, himself! Some please throw some durian at him.
wellis1947 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Donnie John heard somewhere that they used to throw rotten fruit and vegetables at politicians and actors who people didn’t like – he immediately assumed that people who objected to his disjointed rantings might be tempted to do the same.
What he failed to realize is that sane people wouldn’t waste the produce.
GOGOPOWERANGERS almost 2 years ago
Trump already a fruitcake he doesn’t need more
Dani Rice almost 2 years ago
Considering his physical condition, I’d say he is absolutely afraid of fruit.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Yes, folks, this fat orange loser of a Lard-@$$ really IS this INSANE!!!!
superposition almost 2 years ago
That a person running for office would still have such childish phobias shows that we have prerequisites [just age/citizenship] that are too sparse and our now politicized Electoral College primarily serves the interests of the political parties as it once served the interests of the landowners and rarely, if ever, has it served the whole electorate to cull the unfit.
Display almost 2 years ago
And Squiggles gets off its highchair to stand up and defend its lover lil’ Donny. That GED stand for Get Excited for Donny? These are “hard” times for Squiggles.
Can’t wait to see how it melts down over Georgia today when all the recordings, paper trails, computer records, testimony, and witnesses of what Dolt .45 said and did while recording himself get laid out in court. Why Squiggles will just have a Giuliani style meltdown and just claim the “truth is not the truth” like all its heroes do.
Sad that its hero shot himself in the foot by trying to rig an election and then shot himself in the other foot by leaving so much evidence, witnesses, and testimony. Donny Dimwit was so brazen he didn’t even bother to cover his wideload butt. Of course that’s a big plus when it comes to Squiggles. Oh my!
admiree2 almost 2 years ago
Perhaps if he consumed more fruit he would not be so demented. Every time they try to portray Cool Joe as losing it I think of the Fat Orange Clown (the FOCer) endorsing JP Mandel for Ohio Senator.
Lard Boy has trouble remembering where he is or who he endorsed. Yet the uneducated unwashed masses see him as their Savior.The name is JD Vance you twits aka The Buckeye Flip-Flop.
Nantucket Premium Member almost 2 years ago
How to defend yourself against a banana:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4PZXuk3TsM
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Trumpie’s afraid of anything that’s smarter than he is. That’s why he likes his followers so much, he’s never afraid of them.
Vidrinath Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Having seen some videos of what he eats I can easily see him being afraid of fruit.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Fruit of the Loon….exactly!
FrannieL Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Fruit of the Loon” indeed.
Godfreydaniel almost 2 years ago
Barbara Comstock, former congresswoman (R-Virginia) nicely summed up things: “Why on earth would we hitch our wagons again to a crybaby sore loser who lost the popular vote twice, lost the House, lost the Senate, lost the White House, and so on?”
DrDon1 almost 2 years ago
And, still, some think that this ( bad ) ‘joke’ would MAGA!
Godfreydaniel almost 2 years ago
As for Beetle, if he could produce a verified IQ test that has his within 50 points of Clay’s I would be shocked. (When the world is about to end, shock is the correct feeling.) As for Squiggles lying (as usual) that Clay has told “thousands of lies”—well, Squiggles is simply unhinged in addition to being dishonest as a reflex. You know who has actually been verified as having told more than 30,000 lies in public? Aw, you guessed it: Traitor Trump.
Godfreydaniel almost 2 years ago
Mark Leibovich, in The Atlantic: “I caught up recently with several Trump-opposing Republican strategists and former associates of the president who argued that this restraint [of not speaking publicly against Donald Trump] should end. The best way for a Republican to depose Trump in 2024, they said, will be to call Trump a loser, as early and as brutally as possible—and keep pointing out the absurdity of treating a one-term, twice-impeached, 75-year-old former president like a kingmaker and heir apparent. In other words, don’t worry about hurting Special Boy’s feelings.”
Thomas R. Williams almost 2 years ago
ttps://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-donald-trump-feared-be-killed-by-flying-fruit-20220427
mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Not sure if this is a 2nd Amendment (the right of people to keep and bear tomatoes) or 1st Amendment (throwing fruit in political protest as protected speech) issue … /s
Ally2005 almost 2 years ago
Everyone knew that bones spurs, the fruit of the loon idiot, was a draft dogger. Now he admits he has visions of flying fruit careening toward his noggin. He can still take on a bad guy with a gun but not a bad guy with a watermelon, I guess. Freud would have had a field day with this guy.
tee929 almost 2 years ago
Probably doesn’t eat tomatoes on his ’burgers nor uses catsup.
Johnny on the Spot almost 2 years ago
When I heard about this, I couldn’t help but remember Monty Python’s Defense against Fresh Fruit sketch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4PZXuk3TsM
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And now we find out that Orange Julius Caesar wanted the Police and Military to “Just Shoot” protestors while he was "president"*
*AFTER LOSING THE POPULAR VOTE AND BEING APPOINTED TO THE JOB.
RabbitDad almost 2 years ago
This is the same “hero” who said he’d run directly into a shooter incident.
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
“We had a horrible plague followed by two years of covid”, said Biden about Trump.
pamela welch Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Great artwork! Love the pumpkin-head ♥♥
bucker39 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Pity the poor worm…
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
Trump Gets Absolutely Slaughtered for ‘JD Mandel’ Rally Flub: ‘A Stable Genius Moment if There Ever Was’ One
You know we’ve endorsed Dr. [Mehmet] Oz, we’ve endorsed J.P., right? J.D. Mandel. And he’s doing great, they’re all doing good.
Joe Scarborough found the gaffe highly amusing Monday on Morning Joe, laughing as he wondered how Republicans would have reacted if President Joe Biden had made a similar error.
“You know, you know, if the current occupant at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue had done that, there would be headlines for months,” Scarborough cackled. “‘Oh, he can’t remember,’ which of course, underlines the fact how funny it is. You have people right-wing Trumpists attacking Joe Biden for his mental acuity, right before Donald Trump couldn’t remember who he endorsed.”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-gets-absolutely-slaughtered-for-jd-mandel-rally-flub-a-stable-genius-moment-if-there-ever-was-one/ar-AAWPhvF?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=a854eb53132547c7acc919653e55ab8b
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
Shell company made illegal $500K donation to pro-Trump super PAC, watchdog alleges
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/shell-company-made-illegal-500k-donation-to-pro-trump-super-pac-watchdog-alleges/ar-AAWQxzX?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=a854eb53132547c7acc919653e55ab8b
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
George Conway Mocks Trump By Throwing His Own Brand Of Attack At Him
At a political rally in Nebraska on Sunday, Trump told attendees, “We’ve endorsed … J.P.? Right? J.D. Mandel. And he’s doing great.”
His mind is shot. Can’t imagine what Stormy did to him. Must have been really horrible. Sad!
https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1520909762283589634?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1520909762283589634%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fgeorge-conway-trump-attack_n_626f43f0e4b050c90f41babc
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
In the end, Trump basically accomplished nothing and simply reaped the rewards of an economic recovery long in the making. His promises to create a better health care plan (“it will be so easy”) never came to fruition and his pledge to protect Social Security and Medicare was never challenged. His biggest legislative accomplishment was the massive tax cut bill for the rich, rammed through by the GOP majority in 2017, the establishment GOP Holy Grail. Meanwhile he increased military funding, an odd achievement for a supposed isolationist.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/why-donald-trump-is-now-undermining-his-greatest-and-only-presidential-achievement/ar-AAWQ7J7?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=be1ea3a9ab0f470a9589c672104b9945