Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 26, 2022

Love me tender.

Where are the tender tenders at my rest home?

Bartenders get better tips.

Growing up, a chicken tender would collect eggs and clean the coop.

Elvis sang a song about Chicken Tenders………… (Think about it)

Tender is the night

Both only accept legal tender.

♪♫ “Hey Mr. Bartender, please don’t be so slow. I’ve got time for one more round and a six pack to go” ♫♪ … and a side of nuggets.

UUuummm chicken ‘tenders’ are left over bits of chicken meat that do not have any bone nor any shape and they are floor sweepings.

What about: contender, goaltender, coal tender ??

Picture it;

Tucker Carlson and Donald tRump.

PRETENDERS

After all, this is ‘Reality Check’.

And all pieces in thick sodium laden bread to hide the pin-feathers, blood-ensconced veins, and sex organs.

RALPH …!

Chicken tenders have white meat (and no bones about it).