“C’mon, you known how relentless these people are! They must have a staff of five hundred that spends every day analyzing every podunk newspaper in America, scanning pictures of the crowds at junior high and high school games, trying to decide if a grainy 7×7 pixel image might be my face… Indulge my paranoia a little longer.”
In a surprising move it will be revealed he is actually the grand-nephew of the late Prince Phillip and, therefore, sort of a shirt-tail royal. And he’s trying to keep it hidden because of how insane Americans get over royals. Not that Americans have a copyright on crazy.
In all reality , Don’t you realize just how ruthless these cartel thugs are ? Look what happened to Mimi Thorp and the girls softball team , GONE ! No trace , want that to happen to me ?
He’s: a) the driver of “the van” from the Mini Mart; b) the one who broke your heart; c) the last Romanov, the man who put the Ram in the Ram a Lam a Ding Dong; d) Waldo
P3- Saturday double play with EES and bearded chin bob. If this is Milford Masterpiece Theater, a Quinn Martin Production, tonight’s episode would be “Hamm on the Lamm.”
The catcher said he played with Gregg since 6th grade, so they can’t have moved around. Since no one knows where Milford is, you are probably safe. Snarkers have been looking for years without finding it.
“I told you not to talk to that sexy lady on the phone, the one who said she’d been trying to get you. This is worse than that time Vito from Goshen sold one of your kidneys to pay your tab! This time you’ve unleashed the CAR WARRANTY RENEWAL demons, you moron! They are unrelenting! Phone! Computer! Mail! You’ve ruined Greggg’s eyes having him read all that damn fine print! I hate you. More wine!”
Does Charissss take quick change tips and pointers from Mammmma Hammm, or vice versa? Are they two quick change artist kindred spirits, with some relevant purpose to the plot? Is it just Thorp-like inattention to detail and new low levels of shoddy colorist effort on display?
Okay, just who are the relentless people that are after him? And I’ll say it again, they are NOT in the Witness Protection Program since that has been implied by one of the Hardy Boys this week, and with it being so early, it’s a big fakeout.
Is it Vitoooo from Goshen? Has Mr. Hammmm been betting through Pranitttt and losing big? Is it the paparazzi, because he’s someone that did something famous and wants to hide out now? Or he did something pretty bad and the press is trying to find him cause people hate him? My guess is he’s being hounded by groupies, because you know how all the women just swoon for ghost writers!
And speaking of swooning, you just might swoon when you read today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp. Well you might if you are really really really weird.
chiphilton almost 2 years ago
“You, hiding from cameras. Me, indulging your paranoia. The readers out there, trying to make sense of it all. How long do we have to live like this?”
seismic-2 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“How long do we have to live like this? Just until everyone decides that this story arc is totally stupid and stops reading it. So, next week.”
kdizzle almost 2 years ago
She’s also worried about getting recognized, so she changed shirt colors mid-conversation (from yesterday’s third panel).
Charks almost 2 years ago
Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode.
LawrenceS almost 2 years ago
“C’mon, you known how relentless these people are! They must have a staff of five hundred that spends every day analyzing every podunk newspaper in America, scanning pictures of the crowds at junior high and high school games, trying to decide if a grainy 7×7 pixel image might be my face… Indulge my paranoia a little longer.”
LawrenceS almost 2 years ago
In a surprising move it will be revealed he is actually the grand-nephew of the late Prince Phillip and, therefore, sort of a shirt-tail royal. And he’s trying to keep it hidden because of how insane Americans get over royals. Not that Americans have a copyright on crazy.
Mr Reality almost 2 years ago
In all reality , Don’t you realize just how ruthless these cartel thugs are ? Look what happened to Mimi Thorp and the girls softball team , GONE ! No trace , want that to happen to me ?
Irish53 almost 2 years ago
He’s really talking about us snarkers
Twainrdr almost 2 years ago
He’s: a) the driver of “the van” from the Mini Mart; b) the one who broke your heart; c) the last Romanov, the man who put the Ram in the Ram a Lam a Ding Dong; d) Waldo
bearwku82 almost 2 years ago
P3- Saturday double play with EES and bearded chin bob. If this is Milford Masterpiece Theater, a Quinn Martin Production, tonight’s episode would be “Hamm on the Lamm.”
hifirick1953 almost 2 years ago
The catcher said he played with Gregg since 6th grade, so they can’t have moved around. Since no one knows where Milford is, you are probably safe. Snarkers have been looking for years without finding it.
Gil-doh! almost 2 years ago
Is the Hammmm Burglar evading Nazi hunters?
michaeljwolff almost 2 years ago
Panel-3: more than one wine.
Bluedarter almost 2 years ago
“I told you not to talk to that sexy lady on the phone, the one who said she’d been trying to get you. This is worse than that time Vito from Goshen sold one of your kidneys to pay your tab! This time you’ve unleashed the CAR WARRANTY RENEWAL demons, you moron! They are unrelenting! Phone! Computer! Mail! You’ve ruined Greggg’s eyes having him read all that damn fine print! I hate you. More wine!”
dadjo almost 2 years ago
Uh oh, the Hammmm Burglar is playing the “these people” card. Things are about to get uglier. You don’t think “these people” are from Goshen, do you?
Bluedarter almost 2 years ago
MailbuEd almost 2 years ago
Hey, Just because I’m paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re really not out to get me. Remember Mel Gibson/Julia Roberts ’The Conspiracy Theory".
jayesquire almost 2 years ago
Missus Hamm now into her third blouse of a different color. And how does she do it in broad daylight…… with a glass of wine in her hand !
Gil-doh! almost 2 years ago
Does Charissss take quick change tips and pointers from Mammmma Hammm, or vice versa? Are they two quick change artist kindred spirits, with some relevant purpose to the plot? Is it just Thorp-like inattention to detail and new low levels of shoddy colorist effort on display?
The Pro from Dover almost 2 years ago
Nice loving supportive wife we have here. Just what he needs a shrill fishwife.
Mopman almost 2 years ago
Okay, just who are the relentless people that are after him? And I’ll say it again, they are NOT in the Witness Protection Program since that has been implied by one of the Hardy Boys this week, and with it being so early, it’s a big fakeout.
Is it Vitoooo from Goshen? Has Mr. Hammmm been betting through Pranitttt and losing big? Is it the paparazzi, because he’s someone that did something famous and wants to hide out now? Or he did something pretty bad and the press is trying to find him cause people hate him? My guess is he’s being hounded by groupies, because you know how all the women just swoon for ghost writers!
And speaking of swooning, you just might swoon when you read today’s issue of Mopped Up Thorp. Well you might if you are really really really weird.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/hifirick1953 almost 2 years ago
Mr. Hamm must be deep undercover for the Loofah Abuse club
jrankin1959 almost 2 years ago
Yeah, Publishers Clearing House just doesn’t let up…