The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 29, 2022

Yo da man.

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If at first you don’t succeed, give up. No sense being crazy about it.

That’s why he is a Skywalker, not a Skycycler.

When Luke gets old, he’ll need a skywalker to get around.

Force the use, Yoda is saying.

when Yoda spoke, he pedaled his belief in balance!

Just as there are two sides to the force, there are two wheels to the Schwinn.

He’s not yodeling Dixie.

There was no Triceratops?

Why do those areas on the ground look like slices of pepperoni pizza?

Do they even HAVE bicycles in a galaxy far, far away?

patience you must have, my young padawan…

Training wheels, get him

If youuse the Force, you can even go Uni.

From bad lip reading “it’s just a stick!”

Pepperoni pizza? good one Backyardcowboy

Degobah was a swamp. Better to have Luke ‘Use the fan boat!’

Yoda (Empire Strikes Back) “Do. Or Do not. There is no try.”Obi-Wan Kenobi (Revenge of the Sith) “Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”Wait! What?

OK – as a long-time member of the Pun Haters of America, I hereby declare this to be the most clever pun I’ve ever seen! Seriously, Kudos!

What are those colorful rectangles - I’m puzzled.

After he learns to ride it, he has to teach a fish to ride it.

Nice!