Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 08, 2022

Glad that the Chervonyy Proydysvit was able to make the connecting flight from Mariupol to get to the reunion on time.

Putin will have a lovely parade on Monday (May 9). The Russian Army (as the Soviet Army did previously) has a whole division who’s only purpose is to practice for such events.

The American and other NATO armed forces have relatively small ceremonial units for special events, but these forces are incapable of staging such spectacle parades as the Russians, Chinese, North Koreans and other such armies. NATO has better things for their armed forces personnel to do than to just strut their stuff.

I love the guy in the pink shirt sharing an “02” pin with Jeff. He is completely unfazed by Jeff’s line of patter; just sees right through it.

They all do lol

Is this moron related to Uncle Duke??? Resemblance is remarkable!!!

We are all dying.

Why don’t Rick and Joanie demand their spawn get a REAL job, plus a timetable to move out of their basement??

That’s what I read all the time on “Dear Abby”!!

He’s a published author. Is Mr. Straw Hat a published author? I kind of doubt it.

Aspen or Palm Beach? Aw, go for it, Jeff. Buy one in each place.

Per US Census, 38% of those at age 30 live in multigenerational households. It’s not a joke that lands anymore, re: living with your parents. The pandemic hasn’t helped.

I thought living with parents and, ultimately, grandkids was the American dream. Of course it is possible I missed the point of Little House on the Prairie.

I see Jeff is still living in his fantasy world, which is totally disconnected from reality. Who knew that he was a Republican???

Happy Mother’s Day!

Here’s some info on Jeff: https://www.washingtonpost.com/doonesbury/strip/cast/1225

I thought that nobody ever actually graduated from Walden, they just gradually drifted away!

Man, whooping the Ruskies just isn’t as glamorous as it was back in the ’80s.

I too like to make-believe that I take out Soviet troops and armor.

Does Jeff serve any purpose other than to express Trudeau’s general contempt for his generation?

Speaking of delusional: “You know, nobody has done more for Christianity, nobody has done more for religion of all types, than me.”— Trump

What’s with the turbin?

This is his high school reunion, right? He graduated at 18 and so would be 38 years old now. If it was in contrast his college reunion, he’d have graduated at (at least) 22 and thus be (at least) 42 years old now. I don’t think we’re supposed to believe that Jeff is in his forties.

What is the ‘02 reference?

Sounds like at least One of his classmates has got his Number to the 10th decimal place.

No,Jeff’s parents aren’t dying.

But thanks to him,they are aging prematurely.

I have three, it’s to expensive for them to move out.