Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 06, 2022

He doesn’t pay attention unless you’re actually talking to him.

Oh no, now I won’t ever be comfortable in a optical department, again.

Imagine what it must be like selling glass eyes. Or googly eyes.

It’s just an optical illusion.

Aye.

Eye don’t think so.

Eye, Ye, Eye!!!!

My mother in law (may she rest in peace) once put teddy bears all over her christmas tree. It was very hard for me to spend any time in that room because of all of those eyes just staring.

That is the worst feeling ever.

that reminds me of one time when i was walking around in some mall if i remember and felt being watched all the time just to find out that it was glass and mirrors all that time facepalm

Hey Mark, should have picked one pair of the glasses to put eye dots on. Then they wouldn’t be paranoid.

Yep. They’re ‘spectacles’ alright.

And the lenses say “we didn’t do it, we were framed”.

oh the irony

Reminds me of the guy who fell into a lens grinding machine. He made a big specticle of himself.

4 eyes? More like 444 eyes.

The guy who works at the Timex store said the exact same thing.

“The night has a thousand eyes”

Yeah, and here, I thought it was just me…..

Would be a lot more funny if it was in a Rolex store

I wonder if someone cleans all those display spectacles?

Wouldn’t that line work better in a Rolex shop?

I was going to make a conspiracy theory joke but too many people take those way too seriously.

Opticians wearing lab coats?

Love it! I get that feeling when I go into those places.

The eyes have it.

Just like at Perle Vision Center.