Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 25, 2022

Tom the Dancing Bug could just as easily be called The Unadorned Truth.

Vladyboy’s mother needed to see an ad like this back in 1952.

Since the fetus is a sacred life to conservatives, should not sperm and ovum, be considered sacrosanct in themselves? Therefore, in Con-logic, men must be chemically castrated to prevent any unnecessary demise of the little holy “swimmers”. Since women lose unfertilized eggs monthly, they will continue to be treated as innate criminals, just as conservatives always have done. /S.

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Why would any women want to get an abortion? Being a mother is a woman’s JOB… according to the biggest pieces of #$%^ on the planet, that is. america sucks.

Meanwhile, Missouri is considering a law that would make it illegal to help anyone to leave the state for an abortion, and I wouldn’t be surprised if other red states follow suit. Remember, though, Republicans are the party of small government.

They’re not going to stop at Roe v Wade. Griswold v Connecticut, the 1965 SCOTUS case that made using birth control legal is the next target. Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) said the other day that the case was wrongly decided. A not insignificant number of Republicans equate birth control with abortion.

Just wait…now some states are now talking about banning all contraceptives. The American Taliban is alive and well.

“Romania under Ceausescu created a dystopian horror of overcrowded, filthy orphanages, and thousands died from back-alley abortions.”

https://foreignpolicy.com/2019/05/16/what-actually-happens-when-a-country-bans-abortion-romania-alabama/

And yet, even so, the birth rate was well below replacement levels. So much so, that the population was actually in decline.

The “special daughters-n-mistresses rates for ‘pro-life’ plutocrats” sounds like a real thing.

FYI, pre Roe v Wade, my state (Colorado) was the first to legalize abortion.

Pro BIRTH Plutocrats though they prefer blond, blue-eyed babies to be born.

As I was listening to Lindsey Graham rant about how the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay should have been killed I thought…this is the party of ALL LIVES MATTER

It’s Wednesday. I hope Ruben has got a great one started for Friday. There’s a lot of material to choose from.