Try our very affordable local-to-you plan – once you pay-in-advance, you’ll be quickly and quietly whisked by Uber to vacant office space in a challenging part of town where a person who once dated an actual trained medical professional will perform the necessary procedure in keeping with the finest tried-and-true 19th century medical traditions, and you will gently recuperate in the serene privacy of the building’s doorway. What could be a nicer way to solve your problem?
Do consider an upgrade to our coveted Platinum Service where anesthesia is not an option, it’s a standard!
Be sure to brag about the money you saved to the paramedics who are trying to keep you from bleeding out behind a dumpster in the back alley of a Chinese restaurant and,
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Try our very affordable local-to-you plan – once you pay-in-advance, you’ll be quickly and quietly whisked by Uber to vacant office space in a challenging part of town where a person who once dated an actual trained medical professional will perform the necessary procedure in keeping with the finest tried-and-true 19th century medical traditions, and you will gently recuperate in the serene privacy of the building’s doorway. What could be a nicer way to solve your problem?
Do consider an upgrade to our coveted Platinum Service where anesthesia is not an option, it’s a standard!
Be sure to brag about the money you saved to the paramedics who are trying to keep you from bleeding out behind a dumpster in the back alley of a Chinese restaurant and,
If you survive, ask about our “Twofer” program.