Clay Jones for March 24, 2022

As if the Cancun Conquistador has any room to judge proper behaviour.

“Would you hand down a harsh enough sentence if this baby grew up to wear a tan suit?”

Ted was drinking Diet Dr. Pepper at todays scream fest….

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is Felito #Cancun Cruz babbling about – NOW!!??? Just go and read a Dr. Seuss book – AGAIN!!!

/SHEESH/

You sure that’s how Cleavon Little got started?

Cancun Cruz, Miss Lindsey, and the rest of the gang want to show America how racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, and regressive their party is and they’re doing a great job.

Mike Braun even wants to repeal the rulings about interracial marriage. These people want to take America back to the 1860’s

And then Morgan Freeman’s voiceover said, “But Ted Cruz was only pointing at himself…”

Cruz is less than 1% of the (hu)man that Ketanji is. And that’s with one hand tied behind her back.

Well, yeah … we rather DID “expect the Spanish Inquisition” …

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj8n4MfhjUc

The Republicans are just trying to make points with the voters back home. Must be a sick bunch, the voters back home.

And he sincerely believes he can be elected president

…holding auditions for Trump’s next running mate… (remember how his last running mate almost ended up? …. that could be you… if things go south, you can always run to Belarus)

If Ted Cruz really loved America he would have stayed in Cancun.

Is there a pube on that coke?

Who are the morons who vote for Ted Cruz??

And representing the great state of Texas……

Him and the other cult GOP are an embarrassment to America….ignorant and vengeful as they come.

Looks just about right for Rafael Ooze, the Senator from Alberta, Canada.

She’s intelligent, qualified, capable, and she’s neither a drunken frat boy nor an unqualified handmaid cult member. That alone is refreshing.

Comedians, satirists, cartoonists, etc. must be in heaven as the Alt-Reich inanity hasn’t let up a bit since the former con-man-in-chief was evicted from office.

It seems that being a cartoon character is a requirement within the Republican Party.

I don’t actually know if they believe the crap they spew, or if they are just trying to stay popular with the morons that vote for them, and I can’t decide which option is the more depressing.

The flash mob performance by Cruz Hawley and Graham was worthy of a three-ring circus act. They should be embarrassed for revealing what poor showmanship they offered up as inquiry. They are pathetic at best.Is this the best they have to offer, shame on them!

This entire “hearing” has degenerated into a Qpublican Screamfest and almost qualifies as “Theater of the Absurd” as they beat themselves up trying to invent some reason, ANY REASON to oppose her.

Cruz is trying to be Bullwinkle (“Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my a**…”)

Crud, Kennedy, Graham and the rest of the GQP senators are just serving up racist tartare for Faux Spews headlines and the cult of rumper magats. It’s their usual race to see who can win bottom feeder of the day except the GQP has no bottom. In case of a tie, Crud wins by default for his Cancun trip while his state was in crisis mode. “I’ll shall return, when the weather turns warmer, and the power is back on”.

I think his, Graham’s and Howley’s bullying was so egregious, I was embarrassed for the entire process. And Ketanji was amzaingly stoic throughout. She only cracked when Cory Booker said you can’t take away my joy, and tears came to her eyes…and to mine!

Hey, my supporters don’t believe in rule of law. They think the constitution is racist. We should buy oil from peaceful nations, like Iran.

Letter from retired judges that refutes the BS claims from Repubs regarding Ketanji Brown Jackson’s record on sentencing.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21458813-letter-from-retired-judges-on-claims-of-jackson-sentencing-record

Let’s check the status of charges for Matt Gaetz, Gym Jordan and the multiple accusations against Trump.

Ron Perlman leads Ted Cruz backlash with foul-mouthed tirade over Ketanji Brown Jackson questioning

“Hi Ted, Ron here,” the actor said in a video posted on Twitter.

“Listen, I know how tempting it is to appeal to the real lowest form of humanity here in the United States, the bottom feeders, people who pride themselves on hatred and un-education and inability to read and inability to understand the difference between true patriotism and the bulls*** you’re selling.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ron-perlman-leads-ted-cruz-backlash-with-foul-mouthed-tirade-over-ketanji-brown-jackson-questioning/ar-AAVqVe7?ocid=msedgntp

Imagine going to a job interview and the person interviewing you asks if he can be can be Asian.

“I’m an Hispanic man, Could I decide I was an Asian man?” Sen. Ted Cruz asked Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson.

The Daily Show

All this from a man, who might be on the no fly list now, if his go to “Do you know who I am.” didn’t work for him more often than it should.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/21/ted-cruz-supreme-court-hearings-airport

I hear that the Montana cops are looking for him. Apparently, he missed a court date.

https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/argument-between-us-sen-ted-cruz-and-montana-airline-employees-leads-to-officer-getting-called-13648901?utm_source=Newsletters&utm_medium=email

A famous line from Blazing Saddles

Ted of the Dead; Hero the Zero, Ted Crude; Cruz Spews…..he has the manners of Donald Dumpster. I would have thought that after being humiliated during the debate debacles but Herr Dumpster he would have found a modicum of humanity but how stupid of me—He is Ted Cruz!

Hey, Clay, did you see that Branco has co-opted your sippy cup and put it in Biden’s hand? I knew those guys were unoriginal, but this kind of intellectual thievery is stunning.

Kanye just imagine that?

Would you please follow the sentencing guidelines for this Q Anon insurrectionist?

Is that baby doing Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction?

He’s a miserable excuse for a human being and I use human with a large grain of salt! UGH!

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