Herman by Jim Unger for April 01, 2022

Those cigarette girls have let themselves go

Both the people and the TV have a pot belly.

He might as well buy the whole box.

$2.00 beer? Cheap!

Have you got any albatross?

It’s also a small price to pay for that being-at-the-game experience.

Gonna need a lot more customers for a dress that size.

Alas, if we women had been charging for all the refreshments low these years; although it appears she’s been eating up most of the profits.

He needs to raise her allowance.

So she wants him to drink lots of beer?

He’s taken root to the chair…pitiful

Word gets out at the stadium that she is charging those ridiculously low prices and prepare for a huge surge in business!

It better be a big bag of popcorn

One time I had $3. One time I had $4.

How much are the sandwiches?

At least she’s willing to work for it.

tents are expensive

“Do you take Venmo?”

I like those prices – make your way over to my place, will you?

What kind of sandwiches?…..

I thought she was going to be making his ball game watching more like being there in the stadium!

Her prices are wrong. Should be Beer $5, Popcorn $2, Sandwich $3