Herman by Jim Unger for March 19, 2022

*The LEAST of our problems, my darling. They’ve also torn your favorite bedsheets and stained them with blood. Well, that last part MIGHT be considered MY fault."

More to the point..

This is why we can never have nice things.

…and popped your husband.

ARRRR….OOOWWW!!

Apparently with some ulterior motive.

Neighbour must have been annoyed by the snoring.

Can you do something to cover it until morning? I hate the draft.

Ironically, somebody threw a rock through our kitchen window last night.

Wonder if they live at Lake Arrowhead?

At least they weren’t flaming arrows

A lawyer was climbing out of his Ferrari when a truck flew past and ripped off the car door and the arm of the lawyer. “OH NO! MY NEW CAR!” cried the lawyer. When someone said “What about your arm??” the lawyer replied “OH NO! MY ROLEX!!”

Those are doggone big arrows!

Hey – look at me when I’m talking! Got nothing to say?

Where were you when he was shot lady?….

Your castle is under attack by suburban Vikings.

I’ve had a fear of being shot through a window since I was a child, over 50 years.

I’ll bet it was those Robbin’ Hoodlums!

I’m guessing it’s either rampaging Mongols, renegade Comanches, or merry men from Sherwood.

Damn Indians!

Is she wearing mouse ears?

Must be Robin Hood!

Disturb him all you want about it, lady, but you’re on your own.