Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 12, 2022

No doubt she was overcome with emotion. ROFLing is an emotion, right?

He had a crush. Now he is crushed.

Time for Plan B. Or C. Or whatever letter you’re up to, Romeo.

If that was dancing St Vitus better move over.

Forget them messages and do a live performance, bird.

On the good(?) side, it’s gone viral.

From the looks of him, it’s an Orange Crush.

Diet Orange Crush?

That’s what he gets for posting it on OnlyFans. She’s not a fan.

Guess he shouldn’t have tweeted that out.

The extra colorful feathers on the other guy’s video were fake and he was beak synching.

I imagined hearing David Attenborough. It made it so real.

Maybe stick to what he does best…TWEETING!

Rockin’ Robin is back in town. It will be good to hear him tweeting again.

Man, all that work, then… nothing. Bummer, dude.

Give her time – she is recording her own dance video to send.

Blue Manikin birds do a revue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zxJPQlFFTI&ab_channel=Count_22323

and the squirrel on other tree said well crush my nuts

His crush crushed him.

The best explanation why some birds mate for life – so they don’t have to go through this every spring.

Huh…“Orange Crush.”

This is where Angry Birds come from…