Garfield by Jim Davis for April 13, 2022

Part of a good breakfast.

Must be diet week.

So is Jell-O before it cools. Yumm.

Milkshakes and sodas are liquids, too.

So is glass a liquid, but would you try to drink it?

Nooo Garfield don’t! Raw batter will make you sick!

So is cake batter.

It’s also gross. Pancake batter is only good when it’s cooked.

Not really but ok

Pancake batter is a liquide, and so is melted chocolate. Cookie dough is technically also a liquid. It’s a thick liquid, but a liquid nonetheless.

As cake cream, right?

My sister must try that diet. She likes raw batter (when I heard that, I knew my assumptions are correct: she is not normal in her head).

Like, gag me with a spoon. Totally.

Garfield doesn’t care, of course. :)

As was said yesterday…we’re taking diet advice from the fat cat?

Bleagh….

Batter(n) – a semiliquid mixture of flour, egg, and milk or water used in cooking, especially for making cakes or for coating food before frying.

It’s SEMILIQUID, a mixture of solid and liquid, so Garfield is technically right and wrong. But oh well. Drink your crêpe bater

Try adding some chocolate chips!

Well, Garfield’s gonna get sick later on

Did you add syrup to the batter? I would need syrup.

Yeah, no. That’s just gross

Batter up!

Yeah, I don’t think Jon agrees with you about pancake batter being a liquid, Garfield.

And carrot cake is a vegetable…

Why would you even go on an all-liquid diet?

and still not a diet…plus more chances to get you sick, YAH GOOF!

So is liquid Parkay…but I sure wouldn’t want to drink it!

that is disgusting. Then again, he is not lying…

Whatever, Garfield.

Maple syrup is also a liquid. Be sure to chug some of that, too.

So is melted ice cream; the vanilla kind especially

ICK!

Hoo boy……..

THANKS, CAT!!! I almost freakin’ CHOKED because it took me by surprise!!!X’DDD

Maybe you should do pizza sauce also, it’s a liquid too technically

EEWWWWW!!!!

Does he have syrup in there too?

i love garfield, ill be the first one to say that, but i do not like these diet jokes. they really play into society’s whole “hating fat people” thing. garf we love you BECAUSE youre a fat cat

I’m glad Garfield had a pancake shake? today. It reminded me to buy a waffle maker.

Technically…technically, batter is a colloid. Just sayin’.

ew!

so is a chocolate milkshake!

I hope Ralph Drabble doesn’t see this…

Garfield wins on technicality!