That’s a big ask.
One time I had 21 points. Being immature is more fun than growing up.
These guys, John? I really doubt it!
50 points if you get it into the mouth
Time to switch back to the last week’s snail shell.
Looks like they’ve invented real gold clubs!
And me thought golf was game for grown ups.
“Grow up? What’s the fun in that?”
Time to evolve into an Alligator-Snapping Turtle. I’ve see them bite golf balls in half. They can also grow up to around 150 Lbs/68 Kg in size.
Just turn around, John…but they’ll still be a pain in the @$$!
Front entrance is worth 20 points … back entrance is worth 50 !
Quick, John, If you get moving you can be a couple of inches further away in an hour.
Well, it’s green and has a hole in it. Just a bit early in the evolutionary scheme of things.
I have pics of a snapping turtle that came up from the creek and we gave him a carrot…..wow, he loved it…..LOL!
This turtle abuse shall not be tolerated.
For golfers, any old hole will do.
Aah, the days of my youth in the late 40s and early 50s … hitting the outside light bulbs on my nasty uncle’s barn with my BB-gun.
Slow and steady wins the mini-golf game…
10 points for getting close, 20 points for a ringer
The growth will take at least few million years down the line.
Just eat the balls, then they will HAVE to stop.
The birth of Miniature Golf? Getting it in the turtle shell wins you a free game, right?
It’s a male thing.
Imagine about 2 years ago
That’s a big ask.
jasonsnakelover about 2 years ago
One time I had 21 points. Being immature is more fun than growing up.
jagedlo about 2 years ago
These guys, John? I really doubt it!
C about 2 years ago
50 points if you get it into the mouth
Charles Barr Premium Member about 2 years ago
Time to switch back to the last week’s snail shell.
TheSkulker about 2 years ago
Looks like they’ve invented real gold clubs!
Gent about 2 years ago
And me thought golf was game for grown ups.
Doug K about 2 years ago
“Grow up? What’s the fun in that?”
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
Time to evolve into an Alligator-Snapping Turtle. I’ve see them bite golf balls in half. They can also grow up to around 150 Lbs/68 Kg in size.
Troglodyte about 2 years ago
Just turn around, John…but they’ll still be a pain in the @$$!
mrcooncat about 2 years ago
Front entrance is worth 20 points … back entrance is worth 50 !
sandpiper about 2 years ago
Quick, John, If you get moving you can be a couple of inches further away in an hour.
rshive about 2 years ago
Well, it’s green and has a hole in it. Just a bit early in the evolutionary scheme of things.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
I have pics of a snapping turtle that came up from the creek and we gave him a carrot…..wow, he loved it…..LOL!
cactusbob333 about 2 years ago
This turtle abuse shall not be tolerated.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
For golfers, any old hole will do.
zeexenon about 2 years ago
Aah, the days of my youth in the late 40s and early 50s … hitting the outside light bulbs on my nasty uncle’s barn with my BB-gun.
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Slow and steady wins the mini-golf game…
mindjob about 2 years ago
10 points for getting close, 20 points for a ringer
hagarthehorrible about 2 years ago
The growth will take at least few million years down the line.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 2 years ago
Just eat the balls, then they will HAVE to stop.
paullp Premium Member about 2 years ago
The birth of Miniature Golf? Getting it in the turtle shell wins you a free game, right?
mistercatworks about 2 years ago
It’s a male thing.