The chief was ill and asked the medicine man for help. The medicine man was pretty sure this was just a passing thing that would clear itself up in a few days, but wanted to seem to do something, so he gave the chief a leather thong and told him to bite off and chew a piece of it every day. But the illness was more persistent, and the chief told the medicine man, “The thong has ended, but the malady lingers on.” – Source forgotten
Ratkin about 2 years ago
Sick humor
Doug K about 2 years ago
Just Do no Harmony.
JudyAz about 2 years ago
Just be attuned to the customer needs!
sandpiper about 2 years ago
We have the meds but the malady lingers on.
Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Love it!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 years ago
I’m anxious to hear the lullaby.
uniquename about 2 years ago
When one malady ends, the next begins. It’s a malady medley.
Robert4170 about 2 years ago
They could do My Fair Malady.
cornshell about 2 years ago
“The Ballad of Diverticulitis”? “Ode to Colitis”?
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
♪♫ “A petty boil is like a malady…” ♪♫
The Brooklyn Accent about 2 years ago
“These are a few of my favorite diseases…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z06ML0ki8MM
They could orchestrate it for ill winds.
gcarlson about 2 years ago
The chief was ill and asked the medicine man for help. The medicine man was pretty sure this was just a passing thing that would clear itself up in a few days, but wanted to seem to do something, so he gave the chief a leather thong and told him to bite off and chew a piece of it every day. But the illness was more persistent, and the chief told the medicine man, “The thong has ended, but the malady lingers on.” – Source forgotten
The Orange Mailman about 2 years ago
This sounds like a job for Malaprop Man.
gammaguy about 2 years ago
“My Favorite Diseases” is a parody of the song “My Favorite Things”.
Jim Kerner about 2 years ago
Won’t you play a simple malady? Like my mother sang to me.
Ed Brault Premium Member about 2 years ago
Doc, you gotta help me. Every time a get near a beautiful woman I break out in hives.Ah, yes! To you, a pretty girl is like a malady!
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
you’d think he’d be sick of composing maladies…