Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 19, 2022

Try blaming someone else, again…..

Keep trying until your failure is statistically significant.

try try again doesn’t get chosen any more

If at first you don’t succeed, to heck with it.

If at first you don’t succeed try, try again. Then give up. No use making a damn fool of yourself. W. C. Fields

….change your gender and compete against girls….

Everyone will be glad to tell you why it happened…

if at first you don’t succeed, hire someone to do it for you…

“Keep on sucking ’til you do suck seed”-Curly.

Sounds like democrats

You know, it even has the right number of syllables.

Is Skyler’s ambition to replace Sen. Belfry?

That appears to be the Biden mantra.

The Obiden approach

You just lied!!

Or, my favorite ending, which always makes me laugh, “boy, you’d better give up.”

… don’t try skydiving. (Something I read somewhere)

Fifth grade coming up, again……..next year ! ! ! !

Blame Putin or Trump. That’s what the idiots do.

The original sin.

Unfortunate that kids are lately taught this.

Some of these anti-Biden comments remind me of that show: Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

If you can blame someone else, there is no problem.

saw a shirt the other day that said “Biden the quicker f’er upper”

Skylar is gonna make a good politician!

I was just going to say, another Trump in the making.

Skydiving isn´t for you!

Very Bidenesque. Trump and Putin are now to blame for climate change, inflation, unemployment, gas prices, illegal immigration, Covid, the drug problem, gun violence, plastics in the ocean, and hangnails. Oh – and worst of all, Pelosi.