Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 26, 2022

Little Miss Drama Queen.

Inherited propensity for addiction…

You think people don’t get hooked on Capri Sun…?

You were hoping for a pony maybe?

make that 40

Ah, the Java monkey, my old friend…

The monkey on your back, or the buzz in your head?

I would like to see next week’s arc devoted to Laura’s book flying off the shelves, and her receiving a big grant to write another.

Barring that, I’d like to see the arc focused on Baby Nick and Gumbo.

I must be immune….

That was the effect of my first shot of gin when i was 8 years old. Still get the craving once in a while.

The Java Monkey in the evening allows the Potty Monkey to make an appearance at 3am.

This is a good time for a little Java Jive.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6IUqrFHjw

I had my first cup of black coffee, no sugar, when I was 13 and loved it. Coffee has been my preferred drink ever since, and I’ve never experienced a single negative effect other than shaking hands, lack of sleep, and general irritability before I’ve had my second cup. Hardly even worth mentioning…

The high fructose corn syrup or sugar in juice is probably worse

She thinks she has a problem now, wait until Hunter gets her on crack.

If you are wondering where she is getting her drug references, just remember her Kindergarten teacher’s nickname is “Poppy”.

How many juice boxes are we talking about?

These day it’s just too expensive to have children drinking coffee.

Or NEVER…..

So says the coffee addict, who drinks coffee from and animal’s butt.

… or at least have moved out of the house.

“Hello, monkey, my old friend, I’ve come to caffeinate, again…”

Definitely or so Dad

Now comes years of coffee anonymous meetings