In Germany, they have Weihnachtsgurke, and whoever finds the Christmas pickle will have good luck throughout the year. In Froglandia, one is to be wary of the pickle, lest you lose your P’s and Q’s, so instead, a pickled aubergine is let loose in town, and whoever can catch it ( you must be quick! It’s a slippery one.) gets a free “safe” coupon, which entitles you to avoid a transgressionary pummeling by Vlad.
I can remember how my old Italian grandmother would take an eggplant, cut it into roughly circular slices, and batter and fry it. I would never eat it that way! In my overseas days, however, I rather liked “the imam fainted”….
davidob over 2 years ago
Get a grip, if you catch my drift…
davidob over 2 years ago
I’m sure we’ll be groping for words. Under no circumstances, have a stroke.
painedsmile over 2 years ago
I like eggplant. It tastes good, like eggplant should. (Rhyming on purpose!)
ChukLitl Premium Member over 2 years ago
I got one ‘cause purple is purdy. Turned out it’s just a squash.
Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s a negplant, the fruit of emotional manipulation.
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…ok…
…you win…
…your eggplant emoji is bigger than mine…
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
Who oh who made the purple pickled eggplant salad for breakfast?
Take a bite out of crime…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Has nightshade eclipsed cheesy bread as the symbol of winning? Stay tuned for our eleven o’clock report.
coltish1 over 2 years ago
We’re gonna need a bigger fridge.
coltish1 over 2 years ago
The tender look she’s giving this aubergine makes me think she’ll give it a good home in a casserole dish.
The Old Wolf over 2 years ago
That would make one heck of a parmesan.
gigagrouch over 2 years ago
Baba ganouj is back on the menu!
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Eggplants are highly acidic, she should stop taking so much acid.
davidob over 2 years ago
And sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar…
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Yum! Sliced, stuffed,baked, fried, sautéd, ratatouille…. a very unique veggie….comes in different sizes and colors too!
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Aubergine = Eggplant …
Who knew …? (so much locution, so little hereafter)
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Five servings of fruit and vegetables daily, to keep your lame lively!
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
In Germany, they have Weihnachtsgurke, and whoever finds the Christmas pickle will have good luck throughout the year. In Froglandia, one is to be wary of the pickle, lest you lose your P’s and Q’s, so instead, a pickled aubergine is let loose in town, and whoever can catch it ( you must be quick! It’s a slippery one.) gets a free “safe” coupon, which entitles you to avoid a transgressionary pummeling by Vlad.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yesterday they were marrying dead people.
Today they are picking up vegetables. (Technically a nightshade fruit.)
Things are slowly improving!
charles9156 over 2 years ago
those the rules there?
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
You want the Giant Eggplant? You can have it.
I can remember how my old Italian grandmother would take an eggplant, cut it into roughly circular slices, and batter and fry it. I would never eat it that way! In my overseas days, however, I rather liked “the imam fainted”….
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…Gladys of Lilliput stayed put in our kitchen cupboard…
… she wore stolen Barbie dresses and nothing else more…
…or less…
…she was very fond of sweet potatoes…
…and we would find them missing once in a great while…
…but eggplant could make her grow to our normal height…
…for about a minute a bite…
…and so our adventure begins…
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
Cub Scout Honor
Finder Keeper,.✓
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Losers weepers.
Hey, that’s no eggplant, that’s my wife!
I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto.
You don’t miss what you got ‘til it’s gone, Rosanna.
Fe fi foe banana.
I smell the blood of a pretty pink head.
Emoji’s are fun, but liquor is quicker.
How many licks to the center of a Frog Applause comic?
A one, a two, you know what to do.
Lame like the pickles not watching.
gigagrouch over 2 years ago
Hoosiers, weepers.
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
The secret is the odd drawing at the lower right of the eggplant.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Day 2. Since no one bit (so to speak), here’s the story on İmam Bayıldı: https://tinyurl.com/hbz22d8