Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 24, 2022

He’s not using headphones or earphones?

They suggested a weapons freeze…

Get priorities in order:

Priority 1. The Yeti’s already have weapons.

Priority 2. The Yeti’s have the weapons aimed at you.

Priority 3. Survive. Stay alive.

Priority 4. Check Yeti gun registration.

Best to take steps in that order. Important safety tip.

You don’t need a background check when the serial numbers are filed off.

What’s wrong with Yeti cash?

The snow beasts are mad about climate change and they’re fighting back the only way they know how!

It’s a video game, does it need to make sense?

Now, you just know that Adam will horn in and take this much too seriously!!

and Yet-he keeps playing his game and talking to dad never missing a shot…

At a Texas gun show they could go unnoticed.

Yetis have 2nd Amendment right too!?

I’m sure a jack rabbit could buy an M16 in Afghanistan right about now.

Their backgrounds, I’m sure, are lily white……

The yetis each produced a class 3 license at the point of purchase. So they’re bigfoots, not yetis.

Important questions are being raised here.

Parental guidance suggested. In this case the parent needs the guidance.

Probably got them at a gun show

Arm them all. Only good Yetis with Uzis can stop bad Yetis with Uzis.

The rights of Yetis to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

Har dee har har. A person asking if a fictional creature in a video game got a background check for a firearm. Brilliant, simply brilliant. Would the unicorns perform said checks or the leprechauns?

Bone conduction

I’m so relieved. I was afraid he was participating in a virtual pickle fencing contest.

“Isn’t there a law?”

“Not yeti.”

Probably the same person who sells coyotes weapons grade munitions to try and catch a roadrunner.

CIA, KGB, MI-6, MOSSAD the list is basically endless, the Yetis just need to be more useful as a pawn than as an annexed territory