Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 20, 2022

I guess this means no head this evening.

“I ordered decaffeinated, not decapitated!”

Off his head….

somewhere along the way she just lost her head…

“Go ahead and leave me, I can’t give a cluck anymore.”

“Cluck me? No, cluck you!”

Toss a coin for who pays, heads ……. oh!

Stay calm. Don’t lose your . . . oh.

Rather than start an argument, she just kept her beak shut. Somewhere.

Now you’re in way over your…

Somewhere there is a head running around with it’s chicken cut off.

So what are you trying to say…I’m clucking thoughtless?

my grandmother had a certain snap. we kids behaved very well when this was occurring.

“Not much of a conversationalist, are you?”

Don’t order the soup.

Is that red wine? I thought chicken went better with white wine.

Another head case.

The Leghorn of Sleepy Hollow?

Now here’s a perfect husband

You might as well say it. The guy on the right certainly isn’t going to finish the sentence for you…

“Order me a beer, and tell ’em to put a head on it.”

He’s headed in the wrong direction.