Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 13, 2022

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    Concretionist  about 2 years ago

    Ask me that and I’d have to go with “Yucky and yuckier”… but I like coffee only slightly more than an ingrown toenail. Maybe.

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    Cactus-Pete  about 2 years ago

    Just learned that coffee beans are not beans, they’re seeds. Seems obvious now. And I agree with the kid about the taste.

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    Chrisdiaz801  about 2 years ago

    He’s growing up fast today! Next stop-learning to quickly chew broccoli(I didn’t like that vegetable as a kid)!

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    danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Good. go focus on math.

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    I didn’t even know you could make coffee without grinding the beans?

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    Sanspareil  about 2 years ago

    Just wait until you get to the mathematics of Group theory in college!

    Then the coffee will taste like ambrosia!

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    rshive  about 2 years ago

    But people pay good money for instant mop water.

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    TheSkulker  about 2 years ago

    And just how does he know what dirty mop water tastes like?

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    John Wiley Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Try “Cowboy coffee.” Prepare it the way Kent Rollins does, and you won’t have grounds in your cup.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UAoT21eqXI

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  about 2 years ago

    C’mon Frazz. You know it’s all about surface area.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I didn’t like coffee until I was in my 50s

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    glenn21811  about 2 years ago

    Never liked the stuff, Tried a few sips over the years, No thank you.

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    MS72  about 2 years ago

    A kid’s analogy would compare Froot Loops and shredded wheat. (Both good)

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    Geophyzz  about 2 years ago

    On Super Bowl Sunday the gags should be about the best beverage with chicken wings or chilie. Which beer or pop is best?

    Go Bengals.

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    Pocosdad  about 2 years ago

    Bitter dirty mop water.

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    Uncle Bob  about 2 years ago

    So kid, I’m curious. How exactly did you find out what dirty mop water tastes li… Oh forget it. You’re nine…

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Coffee: Nasty, bitter, burnt, bean drippings!

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    Kroykali  about 2 years ago

    When I was a kid, coffee was considered an adult drink. My brothers and I never touched it until we were adults. Just the way it was in my family.

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    Frazz should have learned by now what most parent know. A conversation with a 9-year-old is never gonna end where you think it will.

    Very funny today.

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    sjp_30188  about 2 years ago

    Frazz uses a Chemex!!! WooWoo!!!!

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    William Robbins Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Went a few years stressing over doing the grind, espresso fine, but laziness won out. I do savor the first cup after opening the Starbucks bag, but I’m fine with the last cup too.

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    royq27  about 2 years ago

    How does the kid know what dirty mop water tastes like?

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Who gives coffee to someone else’s 9 year old?

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’m 36 years old and I agree with the nine-year-old. Actually, I generally compare it to fever sweat.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I prefer tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

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    sml7291 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Well…. coffee, like booze and tobacco, is an acquired taste. As a kid I couldn’t stand the taste of any of it but as an adult I acquired a taste for all three. Coffee was the last of the three I learned to like (more or less).

    For a time I would only drink coffee with a ton of sugar and milk. Then I started my first mid shift and quickly learned to drink coffee black and strong (and still prefer it that way). But then I generally only drank coffee at work. And these days I drink decaf (because of blood pressure)(and I can’t tell the difference in taste) when I bother to drink coffee at all.

    Oh, and about tobacco… I quit smoking in the mid 80’s when it started being outlawed indoors. And, while I still drink booze, I’ve never been a particularly heavy drinker and couldn’t tell you the last time I had a drink. But I do have a small collection of wines and meads tucked away and will enjoy a good beer on occasion (so no Bud or Coors for me!).

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    cabalonrye  about 2 years ago

    Dirty mop. Love that one. When I was a kid American coffee was mostly made of brownish water with a slight aftertaste and had a terrible reputation in my country, and many names. Come to think of it, the Buck isn’t much better.

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    soaringblocks  about 2 years ago

    I hope Adam@Home sees this page!

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    LrdSlvrhnd  about 2 years ago

    “Dirty mop water” is being too nice.

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