Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 24, 2022

My eyes, My eyes.

Yup, now I’m blind.

After looking at that. It’s my vision alright. Now i can’t see.

And I wear glasses.

Perfect alright. Yep, perfectly ghastly.

A nude beach this summer?

That yellow is blinding and migraine-inducing.

Auntie definitely holds the record for eye bleach sales. And counting.

Perfection ain’t what it used to be.

boy, oh, boy, i wish i’d skipped this…

Is it possible to undo cataract surgery?

My beer goggles are broken.

OMG! The eye bleach stopped working! Help!!

Why send us all scurrying to our optometrists when you may as well either cover up or invest in er, corrective surgery, Aunty?!

Well, it is now!

beauty is in the eye of the beholder…glad none of you guys can see me..

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”

― Dorothy Parker

Aunty is (not so living) proof that gravity sucks!

People say I look better without glasses. My appearance improves greatly when people take their glasses off.

Is she pregnant or does she just have a huge beer belly?

Perfect body is in the eyes of the beholder. Usually ones self…

Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder, and I ain’t beholding any.

Problem is, we can’t UNSEE this

Believe whatever you want to believe, Aunty.

Whew…it’s a good thing I don’t believe in perfection!

So say we all – all that are over 50 anyway.

I woke up this morning feeling like a 20 year old.

But, I couldn’t find one anywhere in the house, so I went back to sleep.