B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 26, 2021

Did he ask for StarWars action figures?

Wonder how many kids received the same note this year.

Santa passed away in 1876 either 39 or 40 years after being responsible for the death of the legendary Dave Crockett.

Too many elves home sick with the virus.

I don’t give many gifts, and make most of them myself. This year I mostly gave homemade peanut brittle. My supply chain began in my pantry which was well supplied with peanuts, sugar, butter, and Karo, which I had purchased months ago.

Every time the reality and seriousness (even implied or with humor) of the supply chain is acknowledged an angel gets its wings. And a delusional left wing dipstick goes into melt down and claims there’s no such thing.

Santa must be slowing down, when he can’t deliver all his chain of toy supplies over the third longest night of the year (after the winter solstice) all over the world before dawn, Christmas morning! He always managed to do that just a few years ago.

Surprisingly, I did not have a single delay in any of the gifts I gave or received. And I sent them all over the country.

Christmas tree? Santa Claus? Supply chains? In B.C.?

A piece of paper. In a cardboard box. Wrapped in wrapping paper. Yet they still use stone tablets for communication…

Sing a happy song. Hang out with family and friends and talk about that one Christmas years ago eveyone has. That’ll do. …for now.

The elves went on strike.

Do not reply directly to the Reich wing. They post only lies and disinformation from sources they never credit so that they can be fact- and bias checked. Too many of them simply whore for imaginary bragging rights about post counts. They are a sad, depressed lot that refuse to accept any other reality than that which they are spoonfed but will use a spoon in both hands to chow down willingly on the turds and lies they are told are the gospel (but to never, ever question or vetify). That propaganda style of Hitler & Goebbels certainly is alive and well and very hard at work within the reThuglican oligarchy.

I remember empty shelves and no toilet paper this time last year. Not this year.

Shucks, no BBB

Supply chain issues again. So many comics used this gag this past week.

There’s always Easter….

Get back to work people. There’s nothing to fear but fear itself. And wear a mask.

When Santa delivers presents in Ireland does Rudolf’s nose turn green? 82 days till St. Pat’s.

I’m sure there are people smarting from that (and By the way: jokes about supply chain issue are played out) but I can’t think of anything that I needed that wasn’t available… I’m just saying.

Santa has his own supply chain based upon teleport technology which also assembles the toys quickly and efficiently.