Back in the ‘70s there were two types of candies made by the same company. One was Turtles, which was chocolate, caramel and pecans. The other was Almondillos which was chocolate, caramel and almonds. Their advertising mascots were a chocolate turtle and a chocolate armadillo respectively. In one ad the armadillo is talking to the turtle saying, "I’m called ‘Almondillo’ because I’m full of almonds. Why are you called ‘Turtles’?"
The first time I saw it was on the subway and I broke out laughing. As I recall, that ad was only around for a very short time.
kaffekup over 2 years ago
That should be fairly obvious….
RAGs over 2 years ago
Because he was a politician
mddshubby2005 over 2 years ago
“Because I carry alot of crap around – I’m a regular Gregor Samsa-nite.”
nosirrom over 2 years ago
Because I have brown eyes.
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
He woke up as a dung beetle because…err… well, he needed to prove everybody wrong. $#/! does roll up hill.
Doug K over 2 years ago
People kept telling me that I was full of … dung …
backyardcowboy over 2 years ago
Because he was so full of S—t. (he blamed it on constipation.)
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 2 years ago
Or maybe this is the future after Jeff Bezos has died.
brick10 over 2 years ago
Best “laugh out loud” of the day!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
If you don’t know, I’m not gonna tell you!
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Normal IT manager dream. As a bonus, not only can’t you reach the shift key, you have to deal with Ctl & Alt as well.
joefearsnothing over 2 years ago
…because I was so full of s**t! Like most politicians! ;o}
unsmowler over 2 years ago
So a dung beetle walks into a bar… “Is this stool taken?”
FrankLeeMeiDere over 2 years ago
Back in the ‘70s there were two types of candies made by the same company. One was Turtles, which was chocolate, caramel and pecans. The other was Almondillos which was chocolate, caramel and almonds. Their advertising mascots were a chocolate turtle and a chocolate armadillo respectively. In one ad the armadillo is talking to the turtle saying, "I’m called ‘Almondillo’ because I’m full of almonds. Why are you called ‘Turtles’?"
The first time I saw it was on the subway and I broke out laughing. As I recall, that ad was only around for a very short time.
kcgtsv over 2 years ago
He doesn’t recognize Donald Trump?
kcgtsv over 2 years ago
Black is the new orange.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Beats the crap out of me, Gregor.
buflogal! over 2 years ago
Nicely drawn. Thank you.
gammaguy over 2 years ago
Reinconsternation.