Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 20, 2022

Drawing complete with shades of gray. ;-)

This is supposed to be funny?

The best B & D, and S & M products come from Germany.

I thought Lowes was the kink superstore?

Tax software on the endcaps.

“Do we have leather’s? Of corset we do!”

“Why be tied down by high prices? Come to World of Pain where you’re bound to find a great deal (of pain)”.

“Welcome to my world.” ~Christian Grey

I can be scratched and dented for half price?! Wow that’s awesome. My dominatrix always charges too much for that level of damage.

In the bible belt.

Do the “Modern” Evilangelicals wave to each other in this store, like they do in the Liquor Stores and Porn shops? Or do they continue to pretend not to see each other even as they rant about the “Evils of Alcohol and Pleasures of the Flesh!!!”?

Just to show my ignorance, I didn’t know what B & D was:

B & D — bondage and discipline: used in reference to practices involving physical restraint and punishment, especially in a sexual encounter or relationship.

Our motto: “You always hurt the one you love.”

“We show great restraint…when it comes to our prices!”

Rudy will be having a press conference in the parking lot next Tues.

Shouldn’t it be spelled “World of Palin”?

Do they dance to the Masochism Tango?