"Looks Good On Paper" is America's most off-the-wall comic feature by longtime cartoonist Dan Collins. Collins is the James Kirk of cartoonists: He boldly goes where no cartoonist has gone before, seeking out new gags and new situations, occasionally stopping to kiss green alien girls and violating the Temporal Prime Directive. (That last part is mostly because he doesn't manage his time well.)

His crazy cartoon world is inhabited by Amish Yodas, biker cat gangs, frogs who eat out, and basketball playing eyeballs. His unpredictable humor comes from some area of the brain as yet unidentified by medical science, so there's just no telling what marvelous madness you'll find here each week!  

So, if you like your comics throwing you curveballs from left field, then you're in the right ballpark. His jokes are set on stun, his engines are definitely warped, and his parting refrain is "Laugh long and prosper!"