FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 31, 2022

Well, it’s easiest to write about something you know, so ….

Fox. Roger Fox.

Shaken, not stirred.

His Code Name Was “The Fox”, with four women trying to kiss & kill him & a rolling pin flying into shot, no doubt from Andy. Great cover.

Is that Miss Cashnickel?

I didn’t think a weekend would be long enough to crank out a novel, even if it’s absolutely awful.

Too bad he’s five years too early to post it on Wattpad, becuaze I’m betting that’s the right place for it.

I’d definitely put hair back on my head if I was the main character in a novel I was writing!

Finally! This is what I was waiting for! If only I could write my own novels so easily.

Sounds like a Patterson collaboration I just read and tossed.

We are in for a treat…

A messy job? Well that’s when they usually call on me, or someone like me. Oh yes, my name is Drake, John Drake.

No, you conceited jerk.

In literature terms, this is a “Mary Sue” story. Where the author inserts a perfect version of the self they wish to be, and everything always works out for them to perfection

Those cauliflower ears are so becoming

Sir Fleming may not like this as far as I am concerned

Even if it’s crud, I’m glad he got it out of his system.

Hope you didn’t have a big lunch, Andy.

Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig Roger isn’t.