FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 31, 2021

My, how the table turns, Jason.

You have a chandelier? Well la-de-da. Aren’t you fancy.

“Lock her in a dungeon somewhere!”

Oh. I thought that the Newmans (from Adam@home) were the only comic strip family that had a dungeon in their house… I mean, they need some place to keep baby Nick in, right?

Such is karma Jason.

Paige and Jason could be dungeon mates. Now that would be torture.

Was that anything like the noodle incident?

Don’t you just hate it when your brain has to catch up with what you just said?

one of my favorite college courses was fencing…on the first day of class the instructor went over curriculum…at end she asked if there were any questions, followed by like 3 minutes of dead silence…so i finally raised my hand and asked…“where’s the chandelier i swing in on?”

Like Budapest, a story I’d like to hear.

Jason, it would serve you right for allowing Quincy to destroy Paige’s things. #Karma

So Paige actually did succeed in training it?

did that robot dog even have a mouth?

When the iguanas come home to roost…

Jason’s favorite comic is about Antler Man?

Jason’s hypocrisy on full display.

Notice the deer on the cover of the comic? I wonder what super hero that is.