Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 04, 2021

He’ll never reach her “neck” of the woods.

He’d be better off finding somebody who actually pays attention to him.

She’s not into you dude. Need to keep looking.

She’s flipping you off.

“Give me a moment, there’s 238 channels to go and I have to read the summary of each one.”

“You’ll always be there, some of these won’t repeat.”

You sure this, fella?

This could be as good as it gets. She’s “giving you time” to reconsider your proposal.

Where is her mouth?

She’d rather have a TV dinner.

Low maintenance woman.

That’s the second longest chin I has ever seen.

Why on earth would you want to marry a woman who can’t be bothered to look at you?

She’s clicking in Morse code…..NO!

Does he have his own chair and batteries for the remote?

That’s really not a good start to a marriage

Well, she’d tell him ‘No’, but she has no mouth. Of course, that may be what appeals to him?

Why would you want to marry someone who finds the television more interesting than you?

Some people just can’t take a hint.

Run man, she is not worth it!

“I’m looking for something interesting.”