Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 10, 2021

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    LOL! And if he attacked a Vulcan, he’d be getting his greens.

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    Scorpio Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Gargamels revenge

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    pauljmsn  over 2 years ago

    Today’s comic is positively smurf-y!

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    This is the first time I liked a vampire.

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    PaulAbbott2  over 2 years ago

    Grouchy Smurf would say “I hate Dracula”

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  over 2 years ago

    The original Bluetooth was King Harald “Bluetooth” Gormsson was a king of Denmark and Norway. He was the son of King Gorm the Old and of Thyra Dannebod. Harald ruled as king of Denmark from c. 958 – c. 986. Harald introduced Christianity to Denmark and consolidated his rule over most of Jutland and Zealand. The Bluetooth wireless specification design was named after the king in 1997, based on an analogy that the technology would unite devices the way Harald Bluetooth united the tribes of Denmark into a single kingdom. The Bluetooth logo Bluetooth FM Color. consists of a Younger futhark bindrune for his initials, H (ᚼ) and B (ᛒ). These were originally written in Runes the ancient alphabet of the time.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Does he get and become a blue blood? Does this mean he’s nobility?

    Is this Count Dracula himself?

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    Lady loves a joke  over 2 years ago

    Thanks for dropping by that Smurfin’ village for a bite!

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    amaneaux  over 2 years ago

    He drained all the blood out of Papa Smurf’s clothes!

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Lol! Too funny

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    Smurfette survives: “Hey, you’re in hot holy water for doing this!”

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That explains the Schtroumpf’s apparent immortality. IIRC, Papa Smurf is about 550 years old.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    I like the gag, but…I dunno. Our blood isn’t the same color as our skin or hair.

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    writemom  over 2 years ago

    Oh that ain’t right!

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    Job well done!

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    70440758 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    BEAUTIFUL Mark!

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    thejanith Premium Member over 2 years ago

    LOVE IT! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start the day!

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They were Smurfalicious.

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    stevenxfiles  over 2 years ago

    I want to Smurf your blood!

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