The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 15, 2021

Is Hilburn on drugs? This is too weird.

That’s an “I quit” moment if there ever was one

Is that Godzilla? Poor guy.

Godzilla is apparently having IP issues…

Monster UTI.

All those fights in the movies have finally took their toll on his health.

I’m sure it’s an obvious gag…but I don’t get it

Urine slide?

Should have set up the 50m competition size swimming pool.

EEeewwwww

Now there’s some toxic waste!

At least he didn’t say “And give him an enema.”

My mind initially parsed this as the people being miniature, making the comic very weird. It’s actually pretty funny once you re-calibrate your brain as seeing normal sized people standing next to Godzilla in a huge bed.

We turn no one away…..

I’m just baffled. Initially I thought the red structures on top were supposed to be an oil drilling set-up, and the creature was a dinosaur. But the flat tray for urine collection – not a bag? – and Godzilla references in the comments (which make sense) now have me absolutely clueless.

When he wakes up he’ll be hungry enough to eat Tokyo and London. But the dietician will probably limit him to Fresno.

Dibs on holding the shotgun while you change the catheter!!!

This is why I could never work in the medical field. I don’t think I could ever treat a dinosaur. Gross.

A blimp for a bag, Dr. Van Nostrand! A bag! Maybe an ascites drain as well … I’m not a doctor but I play one on TV.

♫ Go go Godzilla, yeah

Oh no, there goes the catheter. ♫

Would you have a Veterinarian do this work, or regular doctors? Are these two even qualified to do this job?!

Urology, “Paging Dr. Sue De Moanas…..”