Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 22, 2021

I think there’s a rule about biting somebody on the other team.

It’s 2021 so they shouldn’t be holding the olympics this year.

You’re going to need a bigger boat for the sailing competition.

…That, I’d watch.

It should improve times on the swim races.

Not if you’ve watched the underwater camera shots.

The sharks would loves to plays water kabaddi.

“Well, Chet, another exciting game.”

“I’ll say, David. And so the final score is Costa Rica – 1, USA – 3, and Sharks – 5. Look like the sharks have a good chance at the gold.”

I’d watch that.

Surely this will end well, right?

Sharks vs Jets would be the match to watch. With a ref named Krupke.

What about the horses?

“Goooohno…”

Heh, Pool Sharks.

There might have been some on the Team USA men’s basketball courts, during exhibition play. And they’re eating American players!

I think sharks would be much more appropriate for the synchronized swimming event. It would add a lot more action and excitement to what is a rather slow boring event.

Maybe I’ll finally watch it now.

The latest spread is that the sharks will win 5.

I say combine weight lifting with synchronised drowning, errr, swimming.And dicus with clay pigeon shooting.And high jumping with dressage