P2: It’s HIS budget? He runs the library now?!? If so, Ms. Cougar definitely gets a bonus. (Groucho: Bring your dog around and we’ll give him a bonus too.)
P 2.5 I don’t have a cell phone Mr. Burrito, will you buy them for me and my family from your personal tax savings if your vendetta for shutting down the library succeeds?
In all reality , Ladies and gentlemen the library is a place for research and I’ve researched Honest Abe’s property tax filings. Property taxes pay for the Library and other Milford expenses such as parks and schools.My research shows Ole Honest Abe hasn’t paid his property taxes for the last Five years. Abe you’re a tax cheat and a fraud , a parasite ! You don’t deserve to be a board member. Thank you everyone and a special thanks to Coach Thorp and his wife who endorse my candidacy .
P2- After being in the shadows much of Spring, The Fist Pump Family is keen to Barely Able’s campaign speech. A cell phone in every hand and a burrito on every plate.
Nice suit Abe! The colorists love purple. Now Prince’s chair in P1. Must be a featured collection at Target. Matches the Prince garden tools from earlier panels.
P1, But we’ve decided to pick CK so that Mrs. Thorp will stop nagging her to go to college.
P2, This is how government works (Dis)Abel(d). You have to spend your entire budget to get more money the next year. Look that up on your handheld library.
Oh, and it looks like Insane Zane has 6 fingers on each hand. Perfect for tapping some keys on those library computers (Un)Abel wants to do away with.
Nice. The library even has formal podiums with microphones for this important debate, attended by most of the town, and probably being broadcast on local TV. The only way to make this better would be for Marty to be doing play-by-play.
Well, at least the residents will be better informed when they go to vote for their Senator… What? Governor? Mayor? Dog Catcher? No, are you serious? This is to replace someone on the Library Board? WHO THE HELL EVEN CARES? Don’t make me get out my flame thrower again. I mean, I’m not saying I own one. I mean, I hope someone doesn’t get out their flamethrower, if anyone actually owns one.
And speaking of owning, Mopped Up Thorp owns the only realistic depiction of this story, and you can read it here:
Klubble almost 3 years ago
Judge Judy, presiding.
Klubble almost 3 years ago
P2: It’s HIS budget? He runs the library now?!? If so, Ms. Cougar definitely gets a bonus. (Groucho: Bring your dog around and we’ll give him a bonus too.)
Ravenswing almost 3 years ago
I’m still waiting for the part where they explain how the library board has control of how much money it gets from the town.
Jaymi Cee Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I just love how he thinks that only those who can afford smart devices qualify as “people”. Win or lose, Zane, ditch that girl and her family.
Bluedarter almost 3 years ago
Zane: “What do you have in your other hand? You haven’t changed either.”
Gil-doh! almost 3 years ago
P 2.5 I don’t have a cell phone Mr. Burrito, will you buy them for me and my family from your personal tax savings if your vendetta for shutting down the library succeeds?
Mr Reality almost 3 years ago
In all reality , Ladies and gentlemen the library is a place for research and I’ve researched Honest Abe’s property tax filings. Property taxes pay for the Library and other Milford expenses such as parks and schools.My research shows Ole Honest Abe hasn’t paid his property taxes for the last Five years. Abe you’re a tax cheat and a fraud , a parasite ! You don’t deserve to be a board member. Thank you everyone and a special thanks to Coach Thorp and his wife who endorse my candidacy .
bearwku82 almost 3 years ago
P2- After being in the shadows much of Spring, The Fist Pump Family is keen to Barely Able’s campaign speech. A cell phone in every hand and a burrito on every plate.
jslabotnik almost 3 years ago
I’m no politician, but it doesn’t seem that arguing their budget is too high to the organization you’re trying to join is a great strategy.
hifirick1953 almost 3 years ago
Nice suit Abe! The colorists love purple. Now Prince’s chair in P1. Must be a featured collection at Target. Matches the Prince garden tools from earlier panels.
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
Sigh….and so it begins…..1 to 2 weeks of exhilarating library debate drama until the biggest schmuck wins
James St. John Smythe almost 3 years ago
Someone pass along the idea to increase the number of books by looting the “Little Free Librarys”
TheBrownStarfish almost 3 years ago
P1, But we’ve decided to pick CK so that Mrs. Thorp will stop nagging her to go to college.
P2, This is how government works (Dis)Abel(d). You have to spend your entire budget to get more money the next year. Look that up on your handheld library.
Oh, and it looks like Insane Zane has 6 fingers on each hand. Perfect for tapping some keys on those library computers (Un)Abel wants to do away with.
P3, More pie!
Irish53 almost 3 years ago
P 4: Zane cold-cocks Brito, knocks him out cold, and yells “..HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, BURRITO?….I’M THE BULLDOG…”
Mopman almost 3 years ago
Nice. The library even has formal podiums with microphones for this important debate, attended by most of the town, and probably being broadcast on local TV. The only way to make this better would be for Marty to be doing play-by-play.
Well, at least the residents will be better informed when they go to vote for their Senator… What? Governor? Mayor? Dog Catcher? No, are you serious? This is to replace someone on the Library Board? WHO THE HELL EVEN CARES? Don’t make me get out my flame thrower again. I mean, I’m not saying I own one. I mean, I hope someone doesn’t get out their flamethrower, if anyone actually owns one.
And speaking of owning, Mopped Up Thorp owns the only realistic depiction of this story, and you can read it here:
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
tcayer almost 3 years ago
I’m looking forward to him railing against funding for the Library and then watching him whine that they didn’t select him during his car ride home!