I did not know until this moment there was a Celtic god of pork… Moccus. The things one learns on Wikipedia. Had he done a bit of research he would a least be a little more convincing.
That’s soooooooooo Old Testament. Per the New Testament, there is no need to sacrifice your hot dogs any more. Now, you can eat them guilt free……with chili and onions.
Used to be, clergy didn’t have to pay taxes on their income. That included anyone that became a mail order minister through the Universal Life Church before the law changed.
In my neighborhood one house has a sign that it is a church. I pass by every day. I very rarely see any ‘attendees’. Great tax avoidance though. Reminder of the “Church of Perpetual Exemption”.
Farside99 almost 3 years ago
Sounds logical. I’ve sacrificed many a cow on the grill.
Jeff0811 almost 3 years ago
I did not know until this moment there was a Celtic god of pork… Moccus. The things one learns on Wikipedia. Had he done a bit of research he would a least be a little more convincing.
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
Read Exodus. Moses made it law.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Makes as much sense as any other religious tax exemptions.
ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
As a Pastafarian, meatballs always qualify
e.groves almost 3 years ago
I refer to my cook-outs as burnt offerings.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Their knees are hysterical…lol
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s soooooooooo Old Testament. Per the New Testament, there is no need to sacrifice your hot dogs any more. Now, you can eat them guilt free……with chili and onions.
Nyckname almost 3 years ago
Used to be, clergy didn’t have to pay taxes on their income. That included anyone that became a mail order minister through the Universal Life Church before the law changed.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, at least you know that no calves were used in the making of that offering…
Digital Frog almost 3 years ago
He’s just being a brat
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
The way he cooks, no god would accept his brat as a sacrifice. (Except, perhaps, the god known as “Overdone” or the god of charcoal.
Flower Girl almost 3 years ago
Ummm… sausages to the crocodile god in return for a few pennies from heaven? ($150,000 worth, to be exact)? Going Postal! Thanks, Gary!
mwksix almost 3 years ago
It’s clear she’s a pagan from the mustard she’s got for the brats!
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sacrifice her. The gods will never be hungry again! :)
Zykoic almost 3 years ago
In my neighborhood one house has a sign that it is a church. I pass by every day. I very rarely see any ‘attendees’. Great tax avoidance though. Reminder of the “Church of Perpetual Exemption”.