B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 26, 2021

“I gather no moss, but lots of toenail splinters”. "

i can relate – broke my big toe 2 weeks ago :-(

Lego called to say “We’re still king of the ‘OUCH’ hill”.

That’s a powerful little pebble and all he hade to do is lay there.

It may be small but it wields great power to get things hopping.

Hey! Watch your mouth!! I still have my dear departed mother’s pictures in my wallet!

I guess that pebble nailed it.

What a great way to generate a new password

Oh dear! It looks like Thor has a thore toe today.

Lego bricks have just as much power as rocks.

Is this the _even a blind squirrel . . . thing?

Let the cussing commence.

It’s that heel spur I’d worry about.

They should invent shoes.

The first shoemaker was hailed as a god.

Toeché!

It’s expanding the verbal power of humankind.

This pebble will later have a descendant known as the Lego brick.

As one currently having a Gout attack in the left big toe, the image is vividly painful.

“Toed ya…”

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

And on top of that he’s got gout.

Until they develop Lego Blocks

Oooooouch!

Even the insignificant can wield the power of inconvenience. Some do it better than others.

Ah – a Netflix script writer?

I can relate to this. Up the end of the street in my neighborhood lives a guy who’s a total idiot. He somehow got the “bright (not)” idea of filling his front yard with stones instead of grass. It may look pretty, but the trouble is that the neighborhood kids run all over those stones, causing them to spill all over the sidewalk. Anyone walking on that section of sidewalk does so at their own risk. I’ve hurt my toes more than once walking over them. (I’ve told the guy this.) I’m still feeling pain in my right big toe.

Owwwww

Poor Thor…

2 / 3 is out of sight. This is why long ago and far away, I began always wearing foot-gear in the house. Also the fact my ladies kept dropping pins.

B.C.s version of the coffee table.

And if he picks you up and throws you into a sea, consider that power as you wait the multiple thousand years before you get back to shore……

He’s in a toe-away zone.

Don’t back up with a lawnmower like my hubby did. That toe not so ‘great’ anymore.

the pebble is strong like many rocks

Yeah, blame an inanimate object, albeit one that can talk.

Great power comes with even greater responsibility.