Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for May 29, 2021

P3: No, you’re a lefty.

She summarizes a classic Freudian observation.

P3: “Who Wears Short Shorts” still #1 on this week’s charts. Limited base stealing today. Gonzo’s pal (Zane?) may be Right, but Who’s On First?

P2 Is his huge hand cupping her left breast??? BTW we need to know how his romp with Mrs. Wampfler?

Who is in that body bag? And are they just going to leave it there?

Nope. Just right and wrong.

You’d think Burrito man’s campaign slogan, “I don’t use the library – so we should close it down,” would turn off voters… Except, sadly, there are a lot of illiterates who would support the point of view. The good news is that they won’t be able to read it.

P1- Ya think Janitor in a Drum Luhm is upset with kids like Katy scuffing up his pristine floor? Call it job security.

Prediction: Zane gets lit up like a Christmas tree his next start due to his shaky relationship with Katy. Another case of girls messing up Milford’s quest for 2nd in The Valley.

What’s wrong with a little good natured competition?

Did the lockers shrink between P1 and P2? Oh well at least they stayed the same color unlike uniforms and hair in this strip

Meanwhile , Dr Pearl calls Kaz into her office stating, in all reality there might be a custodian position opening soon . I’d like you to apply for it . Now Git !

Wait, if Spiked-Haired Boy™ can’t vote in the library election, how can he stand as a candidate in the first place?

So much for being a bulldog.

P1, And you picked that loser.

P2, Insane Zane uses his giant hand to cop one final feel.

P3, Well, you can be right or you can continue to get laid but not both.

Is this the point where (In)Zane drops Katy like a toilet seat and finally figures out that he and CK are meant to be? Inquiring minds want to know.

For god’s sake, Katy! Girls have been picking their boyfriends over their dads for centuries! That’s how we keep civilization going!

P 1.5: “… you threw a knuckleball on a full count with two outs and bases loaded… that’s what you did wrong….”

P 1.5: “… so what’s your point?…”

I’m still trying to figure out how the librarian came up with the description ‘cute girl’

So we missed the post-glasses, post-bun panel where Zane cries, “Oh my goodness, Ms. Wampfler, you’re a knockout!”

whoa…I was hoping to tune in to the “The Zany Life of Sexy Librarians”

Gonzo?

Sometimes my shiny floors are just too shiny. The girls have gotten wise and have stopped wearing skirts on days like these. And speaking of days like these, it’s days like these that you get to read a new Mopped Up Thorp. (Which is basically every day but Sunday.)

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You may be right…Brito may be crazy….but it just may be a library seat you’re lookin’ for…turn out the lights….go find Ms. Wampler…you may be wrong but Ms. Wampler just may be right….