Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 19, 2021

And, if you haven’t had your shot yet, I’d be willing to shoot you.

I know a distant place in the mountains where no one will be near us for miles. That way we don’t have to be social but we can be distancing from the rest of the world.

Seems she is of the opinion that the social didn’t go so well.

If I put my hand over your cheek to cover that goiter, you are almost attractive.

I’d never date a man who wears a cuter scarf that I do.

I’ve had better “social” than this…don’t call me, I’ll call you ….NOT!

“One and done” isn’t just a college basketball thing.

And then we can exchange scarves and talk about it interminably.

Honesty, the basis of any good relationship.

Oooh! Oooh! Don’t call ME back, either!

[sound of not being called back]

Winning!

Even when he did the social thing, his thing was too distant due to shrinkage!

If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.

Try it before you buy it. Is there a 30 day return policy?

Sayonara loser

“Honey! (Badger)”

“(Perversion) Lover!”

“In the meantime my lawyer will call you about the paternity suit”…

He puts the Ass in ascot.

I like that they are both smiling.

‘It was just one of those things.’

Another Victor Mature cartoon!