Herman by Jim Unger for April 20, 2021

Steve Martin’s ancestor.

In all fairness, that was a good sized target he hit……

First ever septum piercing. Fashion leader!

An old Far West doc ancestor is required.

Let’s see if this club can iron a few wrinkles into your head.

Clubs work better.

And just like that a trend was started.

I guess rings were an improvement, but you couldn’t prove by me.

“That’s okay. I got your point.”

Meaning we’ll have to wait until the iron age kicks in?

Hard to miss that big schnoz

Well, that backfired.

the bow needs an aiming sight

I wonder if that’s how the Nez Perce got their name?

Looks good on him.

He just invented nose art……

In the meantime, you’ll thrive in the piercing business.

When body piercings were invented…

You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but if you pick your friends nose you may join his club.

Too bad- however, my club works perfectly. Let me show you…

I never have liked nose piercing.

Sure glad he wasn’t testing gun powder…

That clubbing will improve his accuracy!

How’d he come up with phrase when irons haven’t been invented yet.

It’s one of two scenarios:

When you are going into a club fight bring a bow and arrow.

OR

When you are going into a bow and arrow fight bring a club when the guy with the bow and arrow doesn’t know how to use it.

Did the shooter say “ hold my beer” right before shooting the arrow?