Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 10, 2021

Beers between frames is a sacrament.

Pray to him if you’ve been framed. He’ll strike a deal to spare you.

Doesn’t strike me as too successful.

Never could understand how guys on my Dad’s bowling team figured the could drink and bowl. Except one guy, whose game actually improved after the first 2 beer. Unfortunately, he didn’t stop at 2.

His shrine is a vast pyramid of (empty)beer cans.

greg looks like he’s got a split personality…

[ /sarcasm off ] No, he isn’t. The Big Lebowski showed us The Dude, who bowled with panache after many a beer. [ sarcasm on again! ]

Saint Greg… sounds like a name of a small town…

In that New York state of mind.

Oh, Greg? Help: https://rocklandnyaa.org/

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I suppose the route word of Greg is Gregorius the Goofy?

Look at that ol’ beer can rolling down the lane, huh-huh-huh.

All right, everyone. Get your minds out of the gutter.

I’ll drink to that. My bowling always got better after I’ve had a few. The same went for softball.

You don’t know where those bowling shoes have been !!

Does anybody remember actual pin boys to re-set the pins and return the ball after each roll? I remember one alley that did (1953).

Explains why anarchists move and act freely as they do.

Once again, how is this funny? Is it even supposed to be funny?