Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 10, 2021

There’s not a lot of difference between a gold digger and a trophy wife.

Lying Eyes by the Eagles

Joke

An old guy walks into a jewellery store with a gorgeous young woman. Says to the sales man. " This is my fiance. I want to buy a nice engagement ring. At least 5 carats. " The sales man shows them some great rings. The old man offers to pay with a cheque. The salesman says that the cheque will have to clear before they can have the ring. The old man tells the salesman they will be staying at this nice hotel and to call him when the cheque clears. A few days later the salesman calls and tells the old man the cheque bounced. The old man replies " I know it would but thanks for a great week "

OK boys and girls, what does this remind us of?

Love is blind.

How come I never hear about “Trophy husbands”? After all, we’re all supposed to be equal now, correct?

Time will tell who won today.

And he happily expired that night before he had a chance to include her in the will…

Love for rent.

And remember… no matter WHAT the Pre-Nup says, the Lawyer gets 10% just for negotiating it…

For as long as it lasts – Lucky B$$$$rd!!

Trump’s next wedding.

2021 = Only males are “toxic”

She’s marrying him to get her hands on everything she can and so is he.

I have never heard of a trophy husband, but I am willing to submit a resume.

I hope he kept the receipt,

They both seem giddy with joy. Who are we to judge?

Looks like me. I am an old codger with a 20 year younger drop dead gorgeous Mrs. I am the one that everyone says: How does a guy like that get a girl like her. Nope taint the $$$$ very little of that and she knew it!

The Groom…isn’t that Moscow Mitch?

She’s bought and paid for!

Because rarely do Young good-looking guys marry old ugly rich women.

I have a cousin that was a Trophy Wife. Not a bad deal. Her first husband died after 10 years, and left her stinking rich. @Concretionist: Yes, there is such a thing as a Trophy Husband, at 45 she went Cougar and married a 25 year old stud.

I planned ahead. My first wife is my trophy wife.

I am sure that a “Trophy Husband” is married to a female Hip Hop “Rap Singer”

“So could we interest you in the Ivana model, the Marla model, or the Melania model? But oh, I see you’ve already got your eye on our shiny new Ivanka model …”

Not sure who got the better deal between my parents: Either she was the Spoils of War, or he was the Last Ticket Out of Postwar Germany. At the same time, she was “nearly too old” to marry in those days, but he had to settle for the “Leah” sister, because the much younger “Rachel” was already married.

and all her friends sent her Get Will cards

I love the fact that they’ve got married in a shop selling trophies – trophy husband/ trophy wife?

Who’s the trophy? Money or the Honey?