Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 02, 2021

Oh, come on, Aunty- men are too laid back!

I’ve known women who evidently have PMS every day.

PMS: Putting up with Men’s Stuff.

I never had PMS. Instead, I had vicious cramps for two days that made me mutter, “I’m in labor!”

Post Marital Syndrome, eh.

Reason 16 why I am glad I’m not a girl.

Geezus! Is this old generalization still around????

AKA “Mad Cow Syndrome”.

Aunty, that “excuse” went south for you waaay back in the last century.

Since you gals have PMS, it’s only fair that we men have ESPN! ;o)

Excuses, excuses.

No fret, us guys go straight to heaven when we die. We have already been in hell!

This is why I have a problem with “trans” people calling themselves women. Womanhood is a lot more than pulling on a dress, slapping on makeup and batting your eyelashes. Every month a woman has to deal with 2 to 5 days of constant, unrelenting pain! I think the most laid -back male would be irritable. For some the pain is crippling. Much like the difference between a headache and a migraine. Then we get to be mocked and ridiculed because it is " that time of the month." And don’t get me started on pregnancy and rape.

Pee standing up?

Yeah well when you do it, we men have to don our PPS.

If you’re a guy reading this, just skip commenting. You will not win. Consider yourself warned. :)

Why PMS is Permanent Male Syndrome.

Then it becomes Post Menopause Sassiness.

Not 100% like Men.

I’ve never had a Woman “Mansplain” something to me.