Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 03, 2021

Mine must be defective. It doesn’t do that. Never did.

I was wondering where Thing has been hiding out….

but it costs an arm and a leg…

I’ll drink to that.

Are you sure it’s new? Did the Addams Family have a yard sale?

Get a toaster oven! More room for two!

A product of the Brindis Corporation …

Honey, what has crumb over you?

Just don’t try and shake hands with him.

And for the heavy drinkers – the larger 4 slot toasters.

I once won a toaster at a comedy club during an event sponsored by Crown Royal, by writing a toast: “May your stomach be bigger than your eyes, and that billboard Crown Royal bottle be actual size”. In my city, there were several huge billboards of the bottle, with tiny font proclaiming “Not Actual Size”.

The liquor store is giving them away when you open a new tab.

Does it make drinks too?

He should of got the “complimentary” one.

Thank you Thing.