Jeff Danziger for February 21, 2021

The latest Mars probe is called the Cruzer.

Maybe Cuz is trying to distract from evils of the republican party. Several republican led state legislatures have been trying to enact laws which would let state legislatures invalidate elections the don’t like. Several more are trying to enact laws to decrease penalties if people drive into protesters. The party may figure he’s done enough stupid things for him to be disposable.

Darn! I thought NASA sterilized their space probes. Now we’ve gone and contaminated another planet with a hostile, virulent earth organism! Scratch Mars off the list for suitable human landings.

Given the way his life is going right now, that would be the right place for him!!!

Rethugicans, working harder than ever to bring the new Reich to fruition, and get rid of that icky democracy and constitution stuff.

Did your daughters make you go there too? Or just everyone in Texas?

Was he dragging his suitcase behind?

A 15 day mission with only enough power and O2 for 13 days , bub by Ted

And Fled Ooze is stupid enough to think that since Mars is red, it MUST be warmer…

HAL works for NASA???

" … American garbage dumped in space … " – Jefferson Airplane, “Have You Seen The Saucers?”

The Ted Cruise, old people are left to freeze in the snow while dems try to repair the damage republicans caused to Texas. Biden gave Texas several generators, they are still on the loading dock in Texas.

Arrogant Republicans are to busy lying to govern.

Still looking for any sign of life.

Those are muted cheers. (And not because of Zoom.)

They still haven’t found intelligent life.

https://youtu.be/UTwFkCfCFuQ

Marvin the Martian says “There goes the neighborhood” Y’all don’t come back y’hear

yeah teddy bear that’s a good place for ya, to bad you didn’t take the trumpanzie with you

Too bad he isn’t on Mars… never to return!

“Houston, we’ve solved our problem…”

Aww, Danziger left out Rod Serling on one of the monitors…

Hilarious, anyway!

Almost every cartoon this week has Cruz on Mars. He probably shouldn’t try to come home.

I like the tribute to 2001: A Space Odyssey … HAL on the wall of monitors.

Oh, beautiful, Jeff. Well done. Instantly laughed out loud.