Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 14, 2021

Leaving a very large "car"bon footprint.

That’s what you get for leaving the keys in the ignition.

“Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.”

Love at first sight!

At least she did not put the car in reverse.

It’s a rental.

Everything’s fair in love and car.

“she don’t love me. she love my automobile……”

“I love it.” (“You – not so much.”)

♫♪

It’s a girl, my lord, in a hot red Ford

driving off and she’s without me

♪♫

Because she knowed he had a Mercury

Flowers weren’t enough, she had to take the car instead…

Reality in a comic?

What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.

Her true love was convertible.

Reminds me of that song..“She’s gotta head full of air and a foot full of lead.”

“Hello, police? I’d like to report a stolen car.”

Down in Dallas, near the Palace

I met a boy who was so cute

I loved his huggin’, I loved his kissin’

As we sat in his little red coupe

He said, tell me, confidentially

How much do you love me

Well, I thought awhile and then I smiled

And this is what I told him, don’tcha see

I love you honey, I love your money

I love your automobile

I love you baby, I don’t mean maybe

You’re the sweetest thing on wheels

I love your kisses, I wouldn’t miss it

No matter how I feel

I love you honey, I love your money

Most of all I love your automobile

(Patsy Cline)

“She loves me not!”